What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer.
Deep thinking Men ??? Thats an Oxymoron HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS I was walking past the mental hospital the other day. And all of the patients were shouting "13....13....13." The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks. So I looked through to see what was going on.... Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting "14....14....14."
Oops - the Zac Brown song is "Toes" It's perfect for Cancun! "Knee Deep" - also by Zac Brown & ft Jimmy Buffet - goes like this: Gonna put the the world away for a minute Pretend I don't live in it Sunshine gonna wash my blues away Had sweet love but I lost it She got too close so I fought her Now I'm lost in the world trying to find me a better way Wishing I was knee deep in the water somewhere Got the blue sky breeze and it don't seem fair Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair Sunrise there's a fire in the sky Never been so happy Never felt so high And I think I might have found me my own kind of paradise Wrote a note said be back in a minute Bought a boat and I sailed off in it Don't think anybody gonna miss me anyway Mind on a permanent vacation The ocean is my only medication Wishing my condition ain't ever gonna go away Cause now I'm knee deep in the water somewhere Got the blue sky breeze blowing wind through my hair Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair Sunrise there's a fire in the sky Never been so happy Never felt so high And I think I might have found me my own kind of paradise This champagne shore washing over me It's a sweet sweet life living by the salty sea One day you could be as lost as me Change you're geography Maybe you might be Knee deep in the water somewhere Got the blue sky breeze blowing wind through my hair Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair Sunrise there's a fire in the sky Never been so happy Never felt so high And I think I might have found me my own kind of paradise Come on in the water it's nice Find yourself a little slice Grab a backpack of lies You never know until you try When you lose yourself You find the key to paradise Which is almost perfect for TTR....think he visited???
No kidding every time I read it again or think about "Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick." I start laughing again.. good thing I'm in an office... should close the door..LOL Can't wait to tell someone to mind their own business I swear it will crack me up everytime..LOL
Where did she find it? Really doesn't matter as long as she found something she'll be comfy in. Have you heard the story of the women being more intimadated wearing lingerie than they are being topless at the pool? Go figure? But's it's true! LOL HOpe you have a great time. Just relax and make it about you two...any friends you meet along the way is a BONUS!
A man gets a flat outside a mental hospital, in his hurry to change the tire he lost all his lug nuts down the storm sewer. upset with himself he starts swearing and muttering to himself when a patient inside the fence asks whats wrong, the man tells him he lost the lug nuts and now cant change the tire the patient says take one lug nut off the other wheels put them on and that will get you to a garage to replace the missing lug nuts. The man amazed said wow thats brilliant. What are you doing in the mental hospital? The patient says i'm here because i'm crazy not stupid.
I like that new "Mermaid" song by One Direction! It makes me think of TTR. Is A Mermaid the same as a "Unicorn"?! K@ :mermaid:
