Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop? Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? Why are Softballs hard?
Oh my I should have read my last post!! I am talking about the bar at the buffet. Got ya!!:huepfen021:
Of course their guns are bigger - that's how they keep the Canadian weed out. Ever see their big troop trucks on the side of the freeway with the .50 cal mounted on the top? All the soldiers walking the ditches. That's because some Canadian dropped a roach out a bus window and they don't want some poor unsuspecting local finding it.
Back on track to the BJ.. Why is it called eating when your really just licking, sucking humming on it.
