Monkey Business

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by Guinness Girl, Mar 19, 2013.

  1. MichiganCity2

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    And they always have this weird little smirk.......:wink3:
     
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    ...once again, always thinking of ourselves!
    Has anyone asked the "monkey" how he/she feels about this whole thing?
    Hey, anyone on this website speak "monkey"?

    LOL
     
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    Some of us went double meaning on 'monkey' which I am sure added to the confusion. Sorry, I am giddy getting excited for the April trip.

    I feel the need for one last silly double meaning comment (too much negativity lately) for those South Park fans but replacing fireman/helmet with monkey/head...

    My monkey is very magical. Rub his head and he spits in your eye! :)
     
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    I was chatting with the monkey over drinks at Patty O's one evening. He said the tiger cub wasn't what he seems...

    The story goes like this.... One day he and his best bro the iguana were sitting in a tree smoking a joint when this really stoned chipmunk came along and fell in the river....
     
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    That I figured out.
     
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    Sounds to me like he has bad aim :bj:
     
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    Nice that a thread that could have led to a debate about the exploitation of animals for the tourist industry has turned into a string of knob jokes.
     
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    You are a smart man! However, that post did get me more "likes" than any of my tasteful ones lol
     
  9. JimCarrie

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    Don't "knock" a good "knob" joke...
    ...better "knob" jokes than "knock, Knock" jokes...
    OK, Knock, Knock...
    Who's there?
    Monkey...
    Monkey who?
    Mon-key won't work, that's why I knocked!
     
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    And anyone was expecting something else on this board???? :biggrinbandit:

    --I kid, I kid!!


    SF
     
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