April 2013 Roll Call

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by Steve, Dec 31, 2012.

  1. Steve

    Steve Administrator Owner

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2003
    Messages:
    17,476
    Likes Received:
    4,983
    Location:
    Cancun
    Ratings:
    +7,267 / 14
  2. Reddy2Drink

    Reddy2Drink Enthusiast Registered Member

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2012
    Messages:
    83
    Likes Received:
    7
    Ratings:
    +7 / 0
    they doing that express check in this year? seems like last year they let you do that 2 weeks before you arrived
     
  3. JnJPartyStyle

    JnJPartyStyle Addict Registered Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2013
    Messages:
    343
    Likes Received:
    345
    Location:
    CT
    Ratings:
    +405 / 0
    Just nailed the 16th Cruise!!! Oh boy getting excited now!!!
     
  4. Sexykarma2017

    Sexykarma2017 Regular Registered Member

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    181
    Likes Received:
    49
    Location:
    Ottawa, Canada
    Ratings:
    +54 / 0


    we are in for the 30th too!!!
     
  5. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2008
    Messages:
    3,645
    Likes Received:
    22
    Location:
    Macedon, NY
    Ratings:
    +25 / 0
    Some for the Ladies~~

    Blonde MENJokes

    A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
    The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
    ------------------------------------

    Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
    One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
    The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
    ------------------------------------



    A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said:
    "Close your curtains the next time you & your wife are intimate. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
    To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
    ------------------------------------


    A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts:
    "Did you find the shampoo?"
    He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
    ------------------------------


    A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish.
    "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
    The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
    The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
    ------------------------------------


    A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
    It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND".
    He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
    ------------------------------------


    A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
    "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
    "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
    ------------------------------------


    A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk.
    Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
    A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
    The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"
    ------------------------------------


    A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic.
    His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"

    He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.

    "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.

    "Here boy!" he replies.
    ------------------------------------


    A blonde man is in jail. The guard looks in his cell and sees him
    hanging by his feet.
    "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
    "Hanging myself," the blonde replies.
    "The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.
    "I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."

    ------------------------------------

    (This last one actually makes sense.)

    An Italian tourist asks a blonde man:
    "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

     
  6. glenn/monique

    glenn/monique Titties n Beer Registered Member

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2006
    Messages:
    12,073
    Likes Received:
    300
    Location:
    Edmonton, canada
    Ratings:
    +424 / 1
    Whose excited..............ME No more stress over cruises.
     
  7. Mommabear

    Mommabear I can choose my own title Registered Member

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2010
    Messages:
    1,263
    Likes Received:
    214
    Location:
    Kickapoo IL and New Jersey
    Ratings:
    +270 / 0
    Me too! Even booked my USA transfer today! :icon_mrgreen::lotsofmichaelfs:
     
  8. Donald

    Donald Devil's advocate Registered Member

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2010
    Messages:
    10,067
    Likes Received:
    699
    Location:
    Canada
    Ratings:
    +1,133 / 2

    Tell me about it , I drove home in a snow storm to make sure to get on.

    I think Steve had his hands full juggling three cruises at once ,lol
     
  9. glenn/monique

    glenn/monique Titties n Beer Registered Member

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2006
    Messages:
    12,073
    Likes Received:
    300
    Location:
    Edmonton, canada
    Ratings:
    +424 / 1
    Guess your getting the snow we just had and yep we are still shovelling.
     
  10. MaciJO

    MaciJO Enthusiast Registered Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2012
    Messages:
    93
    Likes Received:
    0
    Ratings:
    +0 / 0
    Guys can I just tell u I am thankful for amazing... nonjudgmental people like all of you!!! We took our first trip last April and met the most amazing people....this April will be our 4th trip within the year! Honestly, it is because of our friends at TTR:)
    If u r getting ready for your first trip ENJOY!!! U will meet great people---lucky you!! Honesty, whoever u r u deserve your upcoming trip. You have been planning on it and will be back to "real life" before you know it. If we haven't met u yet please come up and say "hi" I'm the crazy dancer in the hat....if we have met u Xoxoxoxoxo and u know this crazy chic is for real:)
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice