Monkey Business

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by Guinness Girl, Mar 19, 2013.

  1. Jen&Kyle

    Jen&Kyle I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    My monkey only comes out at night, on boobs cruises and if you say pretty please.
     
  2. jacobvonwilliams

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    I got a photo done with the monkey in February hey take ur photo and you go and see gthem in like 15 mins - pick your photo/s and they put it on a disk for you - cost me 200 pesos for 2 photos.
     
  3. Jen&Kyle

    Jen&Kyle I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Oops. Didn't mean to post that twice. Got a call on phone mid post. And don't have anything else 'clever' to say about monkeys.
     
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    Lizard And Monkey

    A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."

    So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few doobies. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

    A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?"

    The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!"

    The Monkey looks down and says "fuuuuuuck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
     
  5. Canadian Dos Equis fan

    Canadian Dos Equis fan Cancuncare's Most Interesting Man Registered Member

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    Who wants to take a picture with me?

    Oh you mean an ACTUAL monkey... Never mind!
     
  6. GoGoBlanco

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    Much more acceptable! :angel2:
     
  7. Dynamark

    Dynamark Enthusiast Registered Member

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    That's great! Love it!!!
     
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    I was very tempted to say something like that but chose to keep my mouth shut lol
     
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    For us outsiders, what the heck are you talking about?
     
  10. IDareU

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    Every day some outside sales folks bring around a few animals and parade them around the pool deck. You head to the tour booth right next to the towel hut and have your pictures taken with the animal.

    Spider monkey, albino boa, tiger cub, birds, and Iguana are what we remember.

    We found it cruel to the animals and would never support the mistreatment by giving them money. That poor tiger cub looked absolutely miserable in the hot sun, wanted its mother, and to just lay down and sleep. I'm sure they are just killed when they are no longer cute.

    There is a Monkey sanctuary you can visit called The Jungle Place - The Jungle Place Spider Monkey Sanctuary - Quintana Roo, Mexico
     
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