27 Days 27 more days!!!! Just got our confirmation that our orders were shipped. Kinky clothes on the way. So excited to get there.
Just booked from April 3-8 for a quick getaway. We've been to TTR a couple of times in the past, but mostly we've been going to Desire for the past several years. We really like Desire, but kinda feel like its just not really our demographic anymore. Even though we are late 30's, often times we are the youngest people there, by far...lol. The people are always wonderful and we will party and hang out with anyone, but for the premium paid, we just thought it might be time to give TTR another go.
Sex On Mars The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. 'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen. The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.' A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another... Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips... He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. 'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen... 'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?' 'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!' 'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. 'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.' 'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. 'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love. The next day the couples re-join their other partners and go their separate ways. As they walked along, Charlie asks, 'Well, was it any good?' 'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?' 'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache .... She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'
A cold wind slapped me in the face as a wake up call today. Closed the car door, closed my eyes & thought 'bout what time it was; 4weeks from NOW, I'm on a plane, wearing shorts and bein served a cold frosty one by a nice stewardess who calls me Sir, Sweetie, Hun or hell, I'll take a Hey You if there's a beer & a beach on the other end of it...5 weeks & counting!
The Agony of Aging On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You dumb shit! You're supposed to turn your clock back!"
The cruise planned for the 12th is now open for deposit payments. Please see the following link for details: Cancuncare Boobs Cruise Friday 12th April (provisional)
