like the moms whos kids are screaming and throwing a tantrum for whatever reason in the store. as they walk around like they cant fhear them, but you can cleaar across the store!!! take them home!!!
I'd like to know the truth behind that whole story. The guy admitted telling her to shut the kid up, but denied the slap or the racial slur.
Just got back so these are fresh: 1. People who talk the entire way to/from their destination. Loudly. Especially on the way home, they feel the whole flight needs to know wtf they did their whole trip. STFU!!! 2. Having unfortunately been in a room right above the bar in Patyo's, and having the one group of 6 people that stay up til 5 am, and woo-hoo-ing and shouting yeah IOWA!!! constantly. Take a look around you: if you are the ONLY ones left at Paty'os, then EVERYONE ELSE is trying to sleep. Dont care if they stay up and party, you just dont have to scream constantly. WHOOHOO!!! really?? whats so woo hoo worthy at 5 am.
Try being on a cruise ship with neighbours who fight from 2-5am everyday. He tells her to shut the f*ck up or he'll throw her overboard and she just won't shut the f*ck up. By the end of the cruise we were ready to throw both of them overboard!:bash:
I can relate here. I used to be a No Thank you guy, now I just pretend I am deaf! I totally want to get shirts printed in spanish that say basically "If you talk to me, I won't buy anything!" See if that works... Saw something on my last trip that made my blood boil, 3 classic tourist, east coast bitchy, morbidly obese women sitting at a table around the pool, one walking by the pool wanted some water to rinse sand off her feet. She trys to fill an empty water bottle from the pool, but realizes she is too fat to bend over that far, so she drops the bottle into the pool and goes back over and sits down and orders a bottle of water to rinse off her feet. 10 minutes later she gets into the pool (to pee I am assuming, since the restrooms were 50 feet further) and do you think the worthless waste of space gets her bottle which is floating in the pool now? Nope. That would require the whale to swim an extra 10 ft. After stewing on this for a bit, I get in the pool, get the bottle, fill it with water and take it over to their table and just stand there for about 15 seconds pouring it out on the table which was covered in their shit. I dropped the bottle about half full and walked away. Oh, you can imagine the screaming and cursing that ensued, but I just played deaf and took the stairs up to my room. Not surprisingly, they did not follow. The next day the waiter thanked me, and told me they had demanded to speak with a manager for me "Threatening" them, but he refused to see them. The story of the "bottle guy" must have made the rounds.
1. When I can't find a hot chick to make out with 2. Pee in the pool 3. People on their cell phone who think the whole world want to hear their conversation 4. When I can't find a hot chick to make out with... yeap that's all I got!
