April 2013 Roll Call

44days 8 minutes 45 seconds but who's counting.

 

Counting down the days!

Anyone else from Michigan going to be there early April with us? April 2-9 with the Boobs Cruise on the 3rd and the Yacht on the 5th!

 

Anyone from Connecticut or Vermont going to be there 4/13 - 4/20?

 

11-18 here. We live in Griswold, and work in norwich. (We being myself and NormaSnockers)

 

Yeah! We make the Official Roll Call...thanks Steve. Now if we could just work on the Boob's Cruise for April 30th ????LOL

 

58 days and counting!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prepping my liver!

 

Sunwing bookings

Those of you who are booked with Sunwing, call your travel agents today and confirm you still have a booking. I've just received a message from a CCC friend that he got a call from his agent this morning advising that Sunwing overbooked and he is being bumped out his trip entirely.

Typical Sunwing B.S. Always a Russian roulette when you book with them. Sometimes fine, sometimes an unmitigated disaster.

 

****** 23 ADULT TRUTHS ******

1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. Huh??

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

 

Last year repeating itself ??