Advice for ladies (and maybe some guys) about TTR Apeshitness

Black out and party on

 

Apeshitness? Love the terminology smells like a TTR dictionary in the works! OK, OK....Boobs make me giddy like a a little school boy for the first 24 hrs but after that I am immune. Bull(coughing)shit! I think that we tell ourselves that but after the liquor kicks in we think NOBODY notices and that we are MUCH more suave than we truly are. I don't think it is just an alcohol thing but rather a temporary hormonal reconstruction, due to the limitations of outside influence like we are used to getting at home, limiting the flow of blood to the brain and redirecting to the genitals & liver. Of course these are the 2 main points that need the most blood in these situations. I mean really, do guys truly need blood to the brain? Most of the time we don't use it anyhow! :huh:

Wow! I never saw the signs coming. I can't beleive I was falling right into the line of sight for APESHITNESS! We are on the verge of our second trip and with full disclosure to Kellie I did let her know that this trip was for the both of us. Last trip I held back on her account wanting to "test the waters" and see how everything played out. Needless to say I did warn her in advance that things could(most likely will) get pretty unruly as this time I know what to expect and I am on vacation as well. no hold barred and she has seen some of the things I have purchased for the trip and just gave to "OH GOD!" not sure what that means in "woman speak" but me I take it as "I don't know you!!"

I guess I may have to rely on Slopoke or Summerbum to be my guiding light before I go so deep into APESHITNESS that Kellie has to have the dreaded talk!

 

One word......Guilty

 

This is an awsome thread.. and yes I'm guilty guilty dam guilty... but oh my what fun it is...LOL
Can't wait for Jeff to read this thread ...LOL

 

I think someone above nailed it. First trip nerves and all, i didn't REALLY cut loose on our Halloween trip and the antics i got up to..random boob grabbiness and motorboats..is just in my regular personality (i'm REALLY shy...please believe me). I mean who doesn't love boobs?!? I can not imagine what kind of apeshitness i can truly get up to...but i'm willing to explore it with the April Addicts 4/13-4/20.

Christy

 

Man am I (lion) doomed, more testosterone than 10 males and a libido to match.
How do I hold back?
Tips and suggestions?
Rope might be required....

 

They have a cage in Nice Shoes.......

:daisy:

 

See you there!

:daisy:

 

This is a good thing, but will still need rope too

 

We have heard about this on Rock Center with Brian Williams.

They have AA meetings (Apeshitness Anonymous) at the quiet pool. We went to one and they told us "nobody knows you, nobody gives a shit"
But that is just not true because everybody knows you, and will usually have picture/video evidence of your Apeshitness.

We are sooooo ready for it and wish it was our turn now, but alas we must wait for June.

Please don't drink all the Ape juice before we get there.