April 2013 Roll Call

This 2 years ago ,, the outfits have gotten smaller since then

 

THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.​

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.​

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once​

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.​

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.​

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'​

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.​

Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!​

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'​

And the moral of this story is:​

Always keep your condoms in your car.​

 

Wendy,s was pretty small that year, certainly was very cheeky.

 

Here I am trolling through the April thread trying to get my Mexico on 3 days early.

SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THE OFFICE STAT!!

 

keep working on her, cause she will be disappointed she didn't when the night comes.

 

Don't know why but Steve still hasn't put us on the roll call for April.
We have sent him 2 e-mails. Oh well at least we are on Woody's list.
Also it seems Glen & Moniques pic has disappeared as well.

 

I'm bringing along something for most nights so I'm not sorry I didn't when I get there. As a newby I'm not sure that I'll have the nerve but somehow I think the inhibitions dwindle the longer you're at TTR.

 

The Law of Inverse Proportionality states;
"The smaller the outfit on the woman, The BIGGER the smiles on the men"... I hope this year My (Jim's) face hurts from that kinda' smiling !

 

Good idea, because after just a couple hours those inhibitions will probably go right out the window.

 

I think Steve is just overwhelmed, Vince. He mentioned a while back that it would take him some time to get thru all the posts and get the roll call completed. Monique probably changed her avatar...that will cause your pic to disappear from the roll call list.

We all know you and Wendy are coming! :clappyinghappy: