Top 5 things you can NOT go to TTR without...

What are your top 5 things you would be S.O.L without and possibly ruin your vacation if you forgot it at home.

1. Eager Beaver(toy)
2. lingerie
3. schoolgirl outfit
4. bubba mugs
5. good attitude

I figure all the other materialistic stuff for us we can buy if absolutely necessary. But if you notice our list you can see where the priorities are!

 

1. Shoes
2. Micro bikini bottoms
3. lingerie
4. Shoes
5. Shoes
:daisy:

 

IMO, You really don't "need" to pack a Bubba Mug, they've got them in multiple colors in the gift shop and they are the equivalent of ~$9 for the 20-oz size, which I prefer. ~$22 (I think) for the 36-oz size (Might be ~$25, I don't get those, the beer gets hot evenin the mug).

Main thing, absolutely, is to bring the good attitude with you! Definitely pack the fun, friendly, slightly naughty and playful spirit, that's the thing.

You really should pack your choice/favorite headache relief, you never know when it might ... uhh ... be absolutely necessary in order to get you down to the bar to get the good ol' hair of the dog and set things right & straight.

Super tiny teensy bikini bottoms for your lady, let her pick what you wear, they are better at dressing us guys than we are. No need to pack a top, except to make up the flag for the Boobs Cruise! Boo-Yah! Other times, just the cover-up things work fine. Usually slightly see-through too, which is quite naughty-cool.

I'll just say "outfits of choice," as the theme nights move around and switch up from month to month, and week to week. Watch your theme night threads!

A REALLY GOOD SUNSCREEN YOU KNOW WORKS ON YOUR SKIN! I intentionally shouted that. Don't ruin the vacation of your life's dreams (even after 8 times..., just sayin'), with a bad sunburn, it happens more often than you mgith think, even to repeaters. I burned the top of my left foot last time, bad. It really did dampen my enthusiasm, as much as I tried to drink my way through it. Damn thing swole up like a microwaved sausage... yech.

Lube. Enough said. Trust me, with the combination of alcohol induced lowered sensation, viagra and his evil brother cialis and just the tendency to try to show off, even if with the one you've been with for 30 years, you just might want it around. Trust Yoda in this, he prefers Wookie-slide.

I like to bring good sunglasses, with the UV protection, but I'm special in the "Isn't that special" sort of way. Cheapies don't cut it for me. Gotta risk dropping them in the drink during a Boobs Cruise. Straps help with that! Remember Croakies? They were onto something, even if style-challenged.

I'm over 5, I'll stop. I could just keep right on rollin'...

 

I didn't know they sold the Bubba's in the gift shop! OK scratch that then and sub in the MICRO bikini bottom then!

I was figuring that if push came to shove and you weigh the difference, you can have your mugs and keep drinking.... then I am sure that there would be some genius way to Mcgyver a suit for her in some fashion.

 

Top 5 things to bring to TTR...

1)Open, Empty, Arms/Hands -easier to hug friends with & applaud Balcony shows with...
2)Open Minds - see Balcony Shows above...
3)Water Proof Cameras
4)$2-Bills, for some reason, the TTR Staff seems to dig those
5)A Hot/Sexy Spouse - To throw empty arms around,... perform BalconyShows with, ... take wet-naughty pic's of,... stuff $2-bills in their g-string on lingerie night,... And,
Oh Yeah, make forever memories with.
That's all U need, TTR supplies the rest !

 

...PS- Always dig a good McGyver reference.

 

1) my smile
2) my friends
3) sun tan lotion cause I burn so easy.
4) music for dancing my ass off pool side
5) my gym cause I just can't go without it.

I just don't need the bikinis, and even the shoes. Happy just to be there with my family.

 

All of the above and dont forget the Adult Toys!!
Debbie :cheerleaders:

 

5) sexy thong bikini bottoms (left them on my boat at the Lake of the Ozarks one year and could not go get them before I left...epic fail)

4) Shoes

3) Sexy, short dresses only worn in Vegas and Cancun

2) The perfect lingerie selected and thought out carefully

1) My best buddy and soul mate

 

1. Spray sunscreen
2. Hair straighteners/products
3. lingerie
4. swimwear
5. Flip flops