You will meet some of the best friends you will ever have on this forum and at the resort - so great!
18 & 19 go hand in hand! been there... done that! 30) When you wake up to find that your morning bowel movement resembles the same color as the drinks you had all day, congratulations you are the dehydrated kind/queen! 31) After being invited to steak/lobster beach dinner with 4 other couples and you realize there is an eating contest of "how many lobster tails can you eat", that is not the time to be competitive. Especially after drinking all day and through dinner. Although losers run naked on the beach is a fond memory. 32) When the bartenders know you by name on the first night... yeah you are either a certified drunk, you have been tipping in $10's instead of $1's or it's a combo of the 2 and you are now their new favorite person! 33) When you think it is ok to wear your your wedding band on the BC, think again! Better to have it safe in the room than overboard and pay a $100 tip to the crazy SOB that went diving in and found it! Who was that sober that they found that thing? 34) Having common sense goes out the window and while it's open superman can come flying in. Just make sure the kryptonite(wife) is around to help keep you grounded. 35) Balcony shows are not to be watched from your balcony peering onto the sexy pool... you're not one of the 2 old muppets characters critiquing from there. The critique goes the other way and the show is on the balconies! GO TEAM! push it in, stick it in... WAAAAAYY IN! 36) sitting back and enjoying the "show" only gets you so far creeper! do something poindexter! 37) If you and your "hommies" show up around the sexy pool with a telephoto lens, and don't get in the pool, you are sure to raise a few eyebrows. 38) note to self... "butIdontneedtogotobedandsleepitoffuntilmorning" is not a one word sentence and as a statement coming from someone much less drunk than you at 3am, should be heeded as a warning as to what could be something very crazy to come
That is true but I need my top to show pictures to my mom... So take like 3 pictures and throw it back in the room where it belongs!!!
Yup. I wore my wife's tops more than she did... I hope not... I'm gonna try my hardest to not fall victim this time..
Maybe I won't pack as many this time... although I doubt it. lol And I won't let that happen... no way we're missing lingerie night!!! :wink3:
