Quote: Originally Posted by breezesfan . 5. if all else fails you say "that ain't me , thats my much older twin first cousin" Now that's funny!
OMG: For years I have had to buy my wife a new pair of shoes and one of those INC dresses from Macys for her to act like a drunken slut, do you mean some women do it for free!!!
Every month we go to an oldies bar in Atlanta called Johnnys Hideaway. Back in 2011 we went and my wife had 4 Newcastle Ales and wanted another. "you need to be careful", I told her. "One more of those things and you'll start acting like a total slut". 3 men standing nearby ran over and shouted "Hey, can we buy you wife another beer'"