Thought this might be work with this thread... with all the talk of Spiked drinks... here are a few other things we need to think about...LOL As we progress into 2013, I want to thank you all for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose. Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet. I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone. I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers. I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern , I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer. And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life. I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down. I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.. And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan .. Thanks to you I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt. And thanks to your great advice I can't ever pick up a dime coin dropped in the car park because it was probably placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over. I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off. If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbors ex mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician! Oh, and by the way... A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.. NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY!!
after you go as many time as i have ... i dont even take a camera anymore. and last may i took maybe,,,, 10-15 pics with my iphone lol
I know !! my point is Shit happens, no matter where you are or what your doing.. I have to admit I did laugh at a few...
I have yet to remember the first evening. I use the term "evening" loosely. I think my last memory was coming down from the room at about 3:00pm the day we arrived the last time. The first time, we went straight onto the Booze Cruise (this was in BBG days). UGH! I remember snippets of that night, but NO IDEA how I got back to my room. I think my husband carried me. Hoping not to make it a habit on that first day. Other than that...I use the bubba cup with a lid for every drink.
Tama.... FDS baby.. FDS... We all get it I was face first in my pillow by ummmmm I think 3 pm???? I dunno something like that
And I thought it was FNS!! Clearly I'm either getting there too late in the day or not drinking enough on the plane! :doh:
Well when we got there and got settled in we took our 32 ounce bubba mugs and went to the sexy pool and i thought man i dont know what anyone gets out of this ol drinking so i decided i would get to drinking to just findout what everyone gets out of drinking. so i drunk and drunk for 6 days and after our trip was over and we got started back on the plane i thought man i still dont know what anyone gets out of that ol drinking. so i figure instead of 6 days of drinking that next june im goin for about 9 or 10 days of drinking and hopefully by then i will figure out just what everyone gets out of this ol drinking lol
Switch from Diet Pepsi to Mango Sh*t and Wet Pussy shots and you'll understand what all us drunks are talking about. :biggrinbandit:
Yes drinking on the plane is a must for me.... Helps with the anxiety of flying...... (that is just my excuse to start at a very early hour) And yes, WET PUSSYS ROCK GIRL!!
