Is it considered poor etiquette to ........

To help pass the time until my next Temptations vacation, I thought I would start a thread to define the what is considered acceptable behavior and what is considered to be in bad taste. I thought it would be a great place for people (like me) who may struggle with determining "social norms" to ask questions and for others to set us straight. So fingers to the keyboard and "tongue in cheek", here I go.

If my wife is not willing, Is it considered poor etiquette to give a balcony show by oneself?

If I am not sure about the swinging thing, is it considered poor etiquette to ask a man if I may take his wife out for a test drive?

If I should come across a balcony show, is it considered poor etiquette to bring out the score cards like in Olympic figure skating?

Your assistance would be much appreciated.

Jim

 

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I hope that helps

 

Can I suggest a couple more:
If you generally like Alcohol Infused Whipped Cream but are too shy to lick it off another... Is it poor etiquette to take the the can and spray it in your mouth.

And lastly, on lingerie Night is it considered poor etiquette to wear extra baggy shorts to hide the obvious.

 

Hide it, I am working on a way to enhance it. If it is acceptable for women to wear padded bras......just saying!

 

Too funny Jim

 

Not at all please post the date here!.. haha!

That's a great idea. Can we create a board to where people can post their balcony show date, time and location? That way I can bring my lawn chair and a box of buttered popcorn, maybe a box of kleenex (what, I hate the getting butter on my fingers). The heading can be "Today's Performances - Duets Only, Solo acts need not apply"

 

hope this helps, lol

 

I appreciate all the help. The only thing I am clear on is "there are many sick people here". Can't wait to be get down there to be among you.

 

Cheers

 

If my wife is not willing, Is it considered poor etiquette to give a balcony show by oneself?
Not a good idea, what if someone else has the Olympic score cards...

Very good point. Might choke under pressure (pun intended).