Trip Report July 21st to July 29th

Been back from our trip for a couple of days and I’ve finally had time to throw this together. I tried to do it in chronological order as best I can but…well…the days kinda blend together a bit.

Danny and I arrived on Saturday the 21st. We met Texantrainer (Pete), SD Couple (Norm and Darci), WacoTXCouple (Jessica and Shawn), AmynDavid, and smokeeater777. Awesome people one and all. Found Darci in the sexy pool by following the “big purple cup”. Despite our best efforts, we fell victim to “First Night Curse” aka falling asleep right after dinner. This is probably because our best effort consisted of drinking gin like it was water for 4 hours. Apparently that causes drunkenness, who knew?

Sunday through Tuesday are kinda blurry to be honest. The following things happened in no particular order: Danny was an outstanding team captain for the Anything Goes Night; leading us to an inspired 3rd place finish (out of 4). Danny’s experience as captain caused her to lose an entire day of vacation due to lots of tequila shots (punishment if you can’t find the items or were last to go up). Blowjob Girl won the Iron Woman and Blowjob Boy won Mr. Temptation, good for them. The Revelation show was entertaining for me, much less so for Norm who got called on-stage and terrifying for poor Danny. Also, much dancing at Patty-O’s and late night swimming in the Sports Pool (a recurring theme for the rest of the trip).

On Wednesday we hired one of the catamarans with Pete, Norm, Darci, Shawn and Jessica. Kind of a tamer mini-Boobs Cruise, definitely a good time. I also won the Iron Man Competition which required me to flash my junk at most of the resort. The water was cold people, don’t judge!

Danny here: I think Wednesday night was the same night we all went out for dinner to a mexican restaurant with a mariachi band, recommended to TexanTrainer by a local. Norm, Kevin and I chowed DOWN on some tacos al Pastor. We also ate as much guacamole as our bellies would hold.

Thursday day we ventured out on the bus to Market 28 and haggled our way to some souvenirs and other fun items. We stopped at an authentic Mexican restaurant for lunch and the $2 burritos were awesome!

The party got bigger and better on Thursday with the arrival of TRACO and jdb (Jason and Jackie). Jessica kicked some serious ass in the Ms. Temptation contest but was sadly robbed of victory. lingerie/Casino night was a lot of fun. Mrs. TRACO tied for the fashion show winner and a good time was had by all. Lots of dancing (me in my mature and dignified lingerie night outfit) and some swimming.

Friday during the day Danny ventured to Walmart on the bus by herself (totally doable, especially if you speak some Spanish) and got some medicine for herself as well as a few souvenirs and essentials. If you’re on a time crunch, Walmart has the exact same t-shirts,souvenirs, etc that everyone else has for at least 30% less. It is not as romantic as market shopping but it saves money. They also have Gatorade juice boxes for 5 pesos (38 cents) that were essential to our recovery.

Friday was White night and the toy exchange. We were joined by ChangodeMadera, Daphneinok, Windycitycouple (Darwin and Jessica), The Sheppertrons (Chris and Lizzy), Togetherwetwo, Nikku111, am I missing anyone???. Loved meeting all of you!! White night itself was little more than an excuse to dance in patty-o’s with a white dress/shirt as opposed to some other color but the toy exchange was a lot of fun. Also, our experiment with jello-shots made in the hotel room coffee pot went pretty well.

Saturday was the Boobs Cruise and this is where Danny and I paid for several consecutive nights of drinking/dancing/skinny dipping to 3am (including the night before). It started off well enough but then we decided to snorkel at the first stop. This turned out to be a bad idea as we were both hit by sea-sickness hard after snorkeling. Had to bail at the island (cab to ferry to hotel to bed for several hours) and missed both the rest of the cruise and the sexy pool debauchery that followed. We did get to meet TNcpl on the ferry back and enjoyed talking with them. We’ll have to set our next trip up so that the cruise is earlier in the trip as we usually never get seasick and the seas weren’t that rough.

Rallied in the evening to spend one last night out, kudos to all of you who rallied from the booze cruise to hang out with us, I know it wasn’t easy. Danny: We celebrated rallying with the use of several cans of whipped cream vanilla in a fun and playful fashion . Definitely put me outside of my comfort zone, but it was fun!

Some uneventful flights home on Sunday and now the depressing return to reality. Can’t wait for our next trip!!

Post scripts: Danny had surgery to address her back issue on Wednesday. It went well and she is recovering. (Note from Danny: Thanks to all of you who didn’t make fun of me too much for having to bail on some stuff due to my back. I was in a lot of pain and alcohol and antibiotics did only so much! I tried to hide it as much as I could)

Notes from Danny: THE GOOD: The hotel has made several improvements since our last trip. They added nice beds by the sports pool. They also made the sports pool 24H which is awesome for a dip after hours of dancing. It’s nice to de-sweat and cool off before bed. The seafood restaurant, Bellavista, is now walk-in and the food is excellent. The hotel also added a bunch of hammocks, 4 kind of by the sports pool and 6 over by the beach volleyball area. THE BAD: No more Mayan coffee at the Asian restaurant. Margaritas for Steak at night is still mediocre.

Advice: Fly Delta if the prices work. They were the only airline with self-check-in kiosks and we got through the airport much faster than those on United or American. Get to walmart early in your trip if you think you may run out of sunscreen or other essentials. Good name brand stuff runs about $10 there. USA Transfers were awesome, but they sent an email confirm for our pickup and we opted to not pay for the data plan so we never got it. On your transfer email printout, just call the cell # on the sheet to confirm your pickup. It cost 5 pesos (38 cents) from the room. The other phone numbers didn’t work for me, but this one was fast and easy. We are also SO glad we spent more time on CCC before our trip. We never would’ve met so many great people if we hadn’t. It was like coming to an instant group of friends, and it felt like we’d known some of them our whole lives.

Participating in activities: I am pretty shy and self-conscious about getting nekkid (I am a bbw), so I participated in limited activities. I avoided anything with the words “daring, wild, tempting, etc...” because those meant I would have to disrobe in some way. Kevin was not shy about himself, so he joined in a lot more stuff. I feel like they have increased the amount of disrobing in activities even in the last 2 years, someone correct me if I am wrong, so I was more of a cheerleader for my friends rather than a participant in some stuff. Don’t get me wrong, my top came off, but only in limited situations

Looking forward to returning again. Sounds like there may be a big repeaters group next summer. I’m all ears!

Cheers,
Kevin (and Danny)

 

Oh yeah Nakify July Crew will be back in effect next year. Maybe a few days later next year. Can't wait to party our asses off again with you guys when you come back. You and Danny made the trip awesome. Lots of laughs and memories Norm and I will NEVER forget!!!!

 

Great report!
I also had a hard time after snorkeling. Thank god I had dramamine. Took that and by the time I got to isla I was alright. That feeling is so no fun. So I could totally relate.
Glad you guys had a blast for your return.

 

That was a great trip report, thank you. Glad to hear that the jello shots worked out in your coffee maker, we love making jello shots at Temptation.

 

We LOVE the Boobs Cruise! My only problem was that I swallowed a bunch of seawater than felt sick for 2 days afterwards. Can't wait for our next return.

 

I am sure we would have had an amazing time if we hadn't been seasick! I don't want our writeup to in any way deter the fun that is the Boobs Cruise. That's why we decided to cab and ferry it back, it wasn't fair for us to bring everyone else down if we stayed! Hopefully another trip report out there will fill in the rest of the details of it

 

Hahaha You were an awesome Iron man! Don't worry, I think the other guys had the same problem lol

 

Hoozle, aka Heidi, sorry we forgot to give you a shoutout! It was quite the week, wasn't it!!

 

Danny and Kevin,

Jackie and I can't say how much we were glad to have met you guys this year! As we slowly remember details of the trip, you two were definitely instrumental in many of the great memories we have! I am disappointed that I didn't get to play any beach volleyball with you Kevin, as I generally participate.

Did you say repeaters trip? You betcha! We will definitely keep you "a breast" (lol) of our plans! We should definitely plan to all meet up again same time next year! Also glad we (or should I say I, as this was the night Jackie went to bed early) were able to be there to see you expand your comfort zone! Please keep in touch, and hopefully if all works, we shall meet again next year!!!!! July 2013 here we come!