Trip Report 06/10-06/23 WOW!!!

Well guys, we finally got around to getting a trip report together. It was kind of hard considering we were there for 2 weeks. There is two things we can say about this epic June Junkies trip, WOW!!! And “IT DOESN’T MAKE ME A BAD PERSON”. We actually read a few trip reports to find out what happened considering drinking all day fogs your memory a bit.


ARRIVAL:

We get on the plane excited to get to the party and there is a problem with the gas gauge not reading the gas in the plane, so we have a slight delay. Then we arrive in Atlanta to catch our connection flight and we had to practically run to catch the plane and we made it just in time, we were the very last ones to board. We finally arrive in Cancun and guess what, no luggage. Because of our delay our luggage was put on 3 planes after ours. We had two options either to wait for our bags to arrive or they could deliver them to the resort. We chose to stay and wait because even though Brandy packed our travel on bags with bathing suits so we were ready, All of her little outfits for theme nights were in the luggage that hadn’t arrive. Finally luggage arrives and we rush outside 3hrs late for our transfer. We of course used USA Transfers (thanks Steve) we immediately found one of the guys and explained what happen and he quickly responded “no problem, everything’s ok we will get you to the resort” and not even 5mins later we on our way to the resort. Temptation here we come.

RESORT:

Check-in went smooth, we didn’t get the room we wanted (1110) but we got one a couple doors down (1108) which was fine. Our home away from home was just as wonderful as last year. We put our bags down and went straight to the sexy pool where we ran into some of our old friends from last year and met a lot of news ones for the first time. Ed and Jess even got out the pool to introduce themselves, wow what a welcome. Our male servant, Deigo was awesome and all the bartenders rock. I know they had to get tired of us June Junkies coming up and getting 15…20…25…or more shots. GOOD TIMES.

RESTAURANTS:

They were all great. We ate at all of the restaurants, seafood a few times, the buffet and Margaritas a lot, Asian once with Marlene and Kevin and Italian with Thomas and Tabitha (Brandy had a little too much to drink this day so she didn’t make it out, but she did make it out for sexy red dress night later on) and of course we had the early morning burgers and fries at Paty O’s quite a few times.

Boobs Cruise:

Steve you are the man. We were able to go on 3 of them while we were there. They are a must if there is one while you are there. The first cruise on the 14th was rated a N-17, the 2nd one on the 17th was rated as soft porn or skinamax and the 22nd was a full hardcore porn. WOW!! The weather for the first two cruises was great but the third cruise it was raining, but it didn’t stop the party. It’s the people that make the trip not the weather. Chinos and Omar are awesome. Steve was able to get them a pass to come on the resort after the cruise on the 22nd and it was great even though they didn’t stay too long. Omar quickly got all eyes on us by pulling out a chair in the middle isle way and who was up first, yes it would be Brandy and started with body shots. Brandy was in heaven, Chinos and Omar each had a nipple and of course I had the sweet spot (LOL). Til this day Brandy is calling Omar her second husband, what the hell did he do to that nipple? Everyone that was at the pool started crowding around to see what the action was and to participate. After all the fun we went and got changed and met Steve and Janet in the lobby to go out downtown. It was us, Wade and Karen, Heather and Troy, and Chris and Susie. We went to a local bar called the The Black Pub. We all got a kick out of the name, taking a black guy to The Black Pub. We had a blast. We didn’t stay as long as we wanted to because we were feeling a little drained from the long day. Steve and Janet thanks so much. We will have to do it again next time.

ACTIVITIES:

We participated in almost all the theme nights, atleast the ones we made it out for. Brandy tends to really enjoy herself a little too much on the boobs cruises so those theme nights was a definite miss. Ed the 50/50 drawing was an awesome idea. We never won but it was nice to contribute. On Saturday the 16th we took a water taxi over to Isla Majueres with Troy and Heather, a couple that came with them, and Thomas and Tabitha. We rented golf carts for the day and road around the whole island, stopping at the turtle farm, we ate lunch, and did some shopping. On Wednesday the 20th (Brandy’s B-day) We spent the day with Troy and Heather and Chris and Susie. We rented jet skis and went parasailing (Chris and Susie didn’t parasail but they did come on the boat with us) That night for dinner we all went across the street from the resort to Rio Steakhouse, it was wonderful. Then it was too Paty O’s for sheer night. Brandy had a great B-day!!! On Thursday the 21st we were suppose to do the Jungle tour and drive speed boats but it was rainy so we joined Chris and Susie and we went downtown and did some shopping and ate lunch at Carlos and Charlies. The food was great, just a warning the sampler is huge. We order it plus entrees and we had enough food to feed 10 people.

TOO FUNNY:

After the Boobs Cruise on the 17th, I ended up with a white swingers bracelet and couldn’t remember how I received it. I asked Brandy how I got it and if she knew where it came from, which she didn’t. If anything she should have been the one with the bracelet. It wasn’t until the next day that I found out from a conversation that Tabitha and I had that she had given me hers. Thanks Tabi.

One of our many days there at the pool we ended up accidentally picking up Melissa’s top. The next day getting ready to go back to the pool Brandy was getting the bag ready and pulls out this top and turns to me and asked “whose top is this” I wasn’t sure so we had to try to rethink our drunken state and still didn’t find out who it belonged to until several days later. Actually Heather (aka Bambi) remembered whose top it was.

One evening when I got out the shower I walked out on the balcony w/just a towel on and everyone at the quiet pool and bar was yelling “take it off, take it off” so of course being the shy person I am, LOL, I did. Then they wanted me to helicopter so again I followed directions. Chris and Susie’s room was directly across the pool from ours and it was too funny. Chris said Susie enjoyed it.

On another night after drinking all day and going to Paty O’s and then body shots in the sports pool (aka Ghis pool) we called it a night. So we’re lying in the bed and there’s a knock at the door. Brandy gets up half naked of course and who is it, Chris and he asks “Do you want to swing?” Brandy didn’t know what to say, it was almost like she was debating it, but then Chris says he just needed a lighter. (Chris maybe we have some things to talk about, me and Susie did pass the swingers bracelet back and forth) LOL.

DEPARTURE:

Troy and Heather and Chris and Susie came to our room the morning that we were leaving to say last good byes and Troy brought his luggage scale, which we really appreciate. USA Transfers picked us up right on time. No delays and arrived home safely.



This was a terrific trip hope to keep in touch with everyone through out the year until we meet again next year. We really enjoyed meeting everyone and will try to list you, if we miss mentioning you please do not be offended blame it on the alcohol.

Steve and Janet, Omar, Chinos, Troy and Heather (Bambi), Chris and Susie, Joe and Kathy (Boss), Rita and Ghis, Kimmiey and Tony, Marlene (principle) and Kevin, Ella and Dan, Bob and Tracy, Thomas and Tabitha, Jeff and Jill, Jess and Ed, Wade and Karen, Dana and Billy, Dawn and Curtis, Kevin and Maria, Ben and Lisa, Bobby and Amy, Big Joe and Lori, Jeff and Kimberly, Zack and Miri, Jon and Melissa, Craig and Courtney, Matt and Michelle, Javier and Coco Christie, Bob and Anne, Patrick and Sarah, Carlos and Jess, Jason and Rachael and to anyone else that we may have forgot to mention.


JUNE JUNKIES ROCK!!!!! And IT DOESN’T MAKE ME A BAD PERSON!!!!

 

Awesome Report!!!!! Glad to read it before I'm off to work.

Seems like you had a blast and WOW!! What a difference from cruise to cruise based on your rating. Hope the 28th of July cruise will be a bit naughty :umbrella1:

How exactly did you guys do the 50/50?

 

Great TR....sounds like you two had an awesome time...Two weeks at TTR is the best way to go and enjoy:huepfen021:

 

Awesome trip report, sounds like you guys had a great two weeks there. You know how to do Temptation right!

 

Great trip report Vic! Was great meeting you 2... We need to stay a little longer next yr because we sure missed a lot! The June Junkies was a great group we really enjoyed everyone!

 

Great Trip Report Vic and Brandy. The group is getting bigger and bigger!!!!! See you two June 2013. You have to tell me about the 22nd Boob Cruise????

Curtis

 

Great trip report! It was so much fun hanging with you guys. You and Brandy (and so many others) made our vacation certainly one of the more memorable we've ever had.

 

Great report guys had a blast hanging with you.

 

The only thing that stinks about the June Junkies is that we have to wait an entire year to do it all over again...

 

Great TR guys, glad we finally got to meet you two this year.