A little late.. caught whatever bug was going around the hotel at the time and it kinda knocked me (J) out of commission... Anywho, we had the vacation of our lives. We are JUNE JUNKIES for life without a doubt. We've made some friendships that I'm sure will last a very long time. Here goes: We took Jet Blue from FLL to CUN, super smooth, no delays, great service. We quickly bypassed ALL the porters per the advice of USA Transfer and found our guy waiting with a sign. Led us to our private van where we made a Walmart stop to pick up essentials like... red bull.. That was smooth and we got to the hotel by about 1ish.. We checked in, did the usual BS chat with the concierge desk people, declined the timeshare stuff, and got our room. We were promptly led to 2303, right smack in front of PatyO's.. we freaked for a second and I went to the front desk for a different room. They told us the only other room that was ready was a room with two double beds.. F that.. we kept our room. We were given the option of moving to another room the next day and we said we'd think about it. Overall the room was just great. Five star? No, but who cares? It was clean, it was nicely appointed, etc etc. It was great... Suffice it to say that the music at PatyO's shuts down before we do, so having a room there was super convenient for us! We just had no idea we would party quite so hard the entire time. rangehat: First day we were broken in fast, met up with some of our Junkies who had not gone on the 14th Boobs Cruise and the beer and shots started fast. I started tipping early and bar service was great the entire time for us. By about 5 or so the 14th cruisers had arrived and it's all a blur from there. Somehow we made it to the room that afternoon, not really sure how.. probably got 3 hours of sleep in, woke up my mistake (phew) at around 10:00 or so, then went downstairs to meet up with everyone for lingerie night. Closed out PatyO's, then onward to the sports pool for a little "dip".. then watched the sun rise with our newfound friends. Second day, didn't get much sleep.. the day was really crappy out so lots of back and forth to the room. Christie recovered a bit from her first ass kicking day and we were out once again in full force for white night, tons of drinks, pictures and dancing... another day of watching the sun rise LOL. Third day was a great day by the sexy pool, spent the whole day in it if I recall... some evening fun then we did the white shirt night thing. Most of us called it a little earlier due to the 17th Boob's Cruise coming up ... Fourth day.. Boobs Cruise.. awesome weather, awesome time, and a few shows put on that I'm sure some will never forget. Thank you Steve for throwing this one in there, it was much appreciated, and thanks to our fellow junkies who made it out with us as well, would NOT have been the same without you guys. Spent some time in the pool after, hit a short nap, then we were down for black dress night. Not sure how late of a night this one was for us, don't think it was super late? Can't remember... haha Fifth day.. this one was a little tough, I lost my better half for a good part of the day. I think the alcohol and lack of eating finally got to her. Thanks to our junkies for adopting me for the daytime events. She popped out of bed in the evening and we hit up the poolside dinner, watched the um "interesting" fire shows and weird gyration stuff.. then headed towards PatyO's which was pretty quiet but our group made up for it as usual. Christie got some drinks in her, so props to her for hopping back on the wagon. We were a little more subdued this evening lol.. Sixth day.. our last full day A lot of our fellow Junkies had departed by this day, but we made the best of it with those who were left (you know who you are!).. nice day by the sexy pool, dinner with our peeps, and one last evening at PatyO's. Met some new faces that we passed the torch to, and called it a night around 2am. Departure the next day was smooth. USA transfer pick up right on time at 9:15. Jet Blue right on time.. and back at FLL around 2PM EST. Again, best vacation of our LIVES. We will most definitely be back next year for June and probably add a couple of days to our stay. We miss the people we met terribly already and will stay in touch with them throughout the year till we see them again. JUNE JUNKIES BABY!!!
Special thanks to Jessned for arranging all the events, Thomas and Tabi for putting together the guest list stuff, and anyone else who took care of the behind the scenes stuff. And of course STEVE for putting this site together, without which the trip would have never been the same..
Awesome report!! Not glad to hear that there was some kind of virus around thought! Good thing you were still able to enjoy the trip! How was the wait through customs? How long?
Didn't hit me till i got home. Sore throat, fever... Strep like but that tested neg. Customs in cun took about 45 min....
