May 2012 Roll Call

lol...sure...and somebody probably told you that SIZE dosent matter :aetsch022::aetsch022:

 

They did... didn't you see my post about keeping the ship in port? And... SHE was way better looking than you. :icon_twisted:

 

Ok I have to tell this story...especially to all of my CCC May friends who are in the FIELD OF LAW

I was representing my client today in court who was charged with careless driving and just as my matter got called, I began to approach/walk towards the bench...just to my dismay, my shoe gripped too much onto the carpet flooring and I tripped and fell forward TOTALLY WIPPING OUT onto my knees and then followed by a ever so clever FACE PLANT (nose and chin), but this is where it gets worse....I tried to stop the fall as I felt myself spirally even further out of control but all of a sudden I hand no hands to break my fall further and I ended up in some sort of YOGA DOWNWARD DOGG pose (not on purpose lol) with my ass straight up in the air and my face planted on the carpet infront of me............I WAS WEARING A SKIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yuppers, everyone saw goodies!!!!

Can I take a bow now or what lol.....how mortifying.

To make matters worse, I was praying in my head (well on my knees face and chin LITERALLY) that no one saw it, but 4 ppl came to my aid to help scrape me up off the floor asking R U OK???? while the Judge looked at me in shock and probably even laughterand then I answered: "ummmm Can I go sit back down and start all over?" LOL
#FACKING EMBARRASSED#
#HOPE THAT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN#


Am I the ONLY misfortunate one out here? God I hope not!

Anyways, just thought Id share my WONDERFUL day with all of my friends here...Gd nt and heres hoping for a better day tomorrow at the courthouse lol lol lol

 

That post is absolutely USLESS WITHOUT PICTURES!!!!!!!

We've all done something like that.. but you now have it out of the way early in your career and nothing can phase you now!

At least they didn't throw singles!

Jamie

 

Well I hope you don't mind but I just laughed my ass off at your expense. In a way I am sorry that happened, but........................... I really enjoyed the laugh. I'll buy you a drink to make up for it.

 

OMG if anyone had pictures of that Id be beyond mortified lol....a day im glad is over and hope to never do it again lol.....Im even considering tossing out my shoes lol...
Tomorrows gonna be fun as my other collegues that were there im sure are still chuckling about it

 

DRINKS IT IS lol.....I figured someones gotta get some giggles out of my misfortune so I shared. Glad I made you laugh cuz Im still crying INSIDE lol lol.

See you soon for drinks

 

15 more days to go, people! Really looking forward to this much needed break!
BOOOOOOOO to the YAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

15 more days to go, people! Really looking forward to this much needed break!
BOOOOOOOO to the YAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

Dez, we'll see you at the pool. Gonna be a partyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!