Cancuncare Boobs Cruise Mon 23rd April (confirmed)

He'll be like a wounded bunny for you lol!

 

Yeah I had meant to but kept on forgetting, good thing I noticed in time!

 

Hardly any challenge in THAT! But then again, my tracking skills suffer when I'm drinking heavily so slower moving targets might be better ha ha.

 

I am sure we can figure out someway to make sure you are entertained that day.

 

Poor Derek won't be able to escape Carol and I on the boat lol...he'll end up swimming for shore!

 

Well they do have rope on the boat. I am not suggesting anything of course (plausible deniability and all that)

Things aren't on the internet forever right? lol

 

Now I will be stepping up my Magic Lasso skills til I get there. However, I am leaving my Wonder Woman outfit at home!

And everyone worries about the herds of "male puppies" at TTR.. We CCC Cougars will show the proper way to Party at TTR! Getting the Prowling and purring down to a science

 

So Gin and I did a little training over the weekend. Raided some of the kids' gummy bears from their Easter haul - and tried them out Momma Bear style - vodka-infused.... now we call them Yummy Bears
We soaked them for 4 hours which admittedly wasn't enough so we'll try to perfect the art by the time of our trip (12 days from now).

Here's the recipe.....

Momma Bear's Yummy Bears

- Gummy bears (ones taken from young children work best)
- 3 oz quadruple distilled Skyy Vodka (haven't tried this with flavoured vodkas yet)

Add ingredients to containment vessel. Wait. Sample some of the vodka to ensure purity and homogeneous consistency. Wait some more. Explain to young children that even parents enjoy gummy bears now and then but there's still lots of chocolate left to enjoy. Wait a little more. Put kids to bed and enjoy your new Yummy Bears (ir)responsibly.

Note that we were unable to test their effectiveness on Cougars in warm tropical climates so results are unknown. We will be on the "hunt" for some test subjects in the near future.

 

Oh, pick me, PICK ME!!! :aktion030:

 

Steve, you will have to post after the 14th cruise and let us all know how it goes on the new boat....body shots, cougars, gummy bears, puppies, and Carol with a Lasso....it could almost could be a wildlife cruise...lol