Everyone wants a trip report...here's ours in advance. Kati had fun, Pete didn't... Arrive Thursday... Arrive at CUN...Kati is fully awake and ready to party thanks to an Ambienap on the flight. Pete is allegedly already shitfaced and is nearly arrested at the stoplight at customs. Get ready for Lingerie night, Pete passes out from trying to do self-body shots at the airport while waiting on TK-n-KK to arrive. It's not pretty. Kati ends up returning from party at 11 pm and takes a bubble bath in the jacuzzi...alone...while Pete continues to remain passed out wearing nothing but sunglasses...a pattern seems to be emerging. Thank god the Hippels aren't here to wake Pete up and dress him in his swimsuit, dress shirt and wingtips for the night...what was that? During all this we wonder where the F we're gonna eat since we have no reservations...TK ends up ordering us some breakfast burritos from a lady on the beach... Friday... Pete wakes up and realizes his first pair of shoes has been stolen...another pattern? We head to the pool...partying commences. Pete and TK sneak away to drink Stranahans. Pete consumes too much again...Kati does too...but not too many blue hawaiians so she still speaks an actualish language. Pete takes a "nap" on a lounger. Kati makes new friends. Body shots occur that Pete misses for year #2. Butt rubs occur for year #2 that Pete misses again...WTF? Pete awakes later and announces this is officially bullshit, which it technically is. We end up eating whatever we can scrounge off of random tables. Saturday... We graciously donate our 2 Boobs Cruise spots to some other worthy couple because Kati wants to spend more time by the pool (even though we have a pool 10-feet from our back door at home?!?!?!?! Seriously, need support on this folks!!!) but regardless, Friday repeats. People start to make fun of Pete in a mean, vicious fashion cuz drunk Canadians are actually mean and hateful as it turns out, but he's a good-natured drunk and basically doesn't give a shit. We eat all the food the boobs cruisers would have had but don't get cuz they're on a boat...haha suckers!!! More buffet food for us!!! Winning! Sunday... We wake up, pray, go on a mission, proselytize, Habitat For Humanity, etc... Meals might consist of punch and cookies if we actually go to church. After that, we revert to our wicked ways. Monday... We party our asses off until TK has to catch his cab to the airport then we party for about 3 more hours until KK and the Snaps have to head to the airport. Meal consists of TGIFs at airport...thank goodness we can finally get "American food"... Tuesday... Wake up thankful we now work from home so we can go back to bed when the mood strikes...start simultaneously pursuing new jobs, winning lottery numbers and our next TTR trip.
GLENN/MONIQUE PARTY FOR 10 MORE DAYS WONDERING WHY DID PETE AND KATI GO HOME SO SOON? WE WERE JUST STARTING TO HAVE FUN???? :bootyshake::flagcanada::aktion060:SEE YOU THURS!!!!!!!!! KATI GET ON THE BOAT!:mnm: YOU DONT WANT TO MISS THIS ONE!!!
that was a tr? my hubby has been to TTR in his sleep at least 7 times!! kinda sounded like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some other far out sh.t too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha
Well of course this is preport... because its obvious your never partied with a Canadian before. "cuz drunk Canadians are actually mean and hateful as it turns out" I don't think so... See ya there
LMAO...I know. Just being a smartass. Actually hung with some Canadians on spring break a couple weeks ago...from Edmonton, but temporarily living in Phoenix. She's one of Kati's best buds here in town and he's one of the most boring people here in town. Sounds like the rest of y'all make up for him though... ;-)
Wondering how accurate I could be if I wrote a pre trip report. Nope you just have to wait to hear the fun i am gonna have, Lol I know all of you will be a part of it.
