For all you trip report junkies, here ya go!

Hey all-
I will try to do this t/r justice, but read so many great ones prior to our trip, not sure I'll stack up. If u r still needing a fix after reading, go read "blow up doll debauchery" Slowpoke (Tim) has a great day by day of the dolls trip complete w/pics that is awesome.
Day 1 for us was a st party's day arrival which is awesome for an Irish chick like me. Didn't get to hotel til 4pm, hit sexy pool by 5pm but not too much activity. Got our first drink from Oliver (awesome Diego bartender) & were ready to have an awesome week! We were able to find and meet some ccc folks at the nighttime show and got my shamrock pasties from Marissa (thx!) along with the awesome advice of probably needing some oil to remove them without ripping my nips off!
Day 2 was the incredible Boobs Cruise with Steve! I can't tell you what a way to start the trip and meet everyone! Our last Boobs Cruise was at the end of our trip and were sad to leave after really getting to know everyone. Highlight was not just Omar & Chinos but when we got to isla mueres one of the gals decided she wanted to get her nipple pierced! Of course a handful of us went along for moral support and watched. What a brave gal, she didn't even scream. Even took pics for her to document the experience. Crazy, not something u c everyday. Have to say after returning to the dock, I vaguely remember getting in the sexy pool hot tub, doing lots of whip cream shots on me and the birthday girl Diana and not much else! Tried to rally for dinner when we heard Diana yelling our names up and down the hallway (she couldn't remember our room number!) but alias, sun & booze did me in!
Day 3 request to move rooms as we were right over the paty o's and although some love the location, I have to say after 2 nights of no sleep, there was no way we could keep up our partying pace. School girl night awaited! The girls looked great, we even had a couple guys dress like coaches to keep us in line but no luck! Props to "flyer fan" for what I thought was the best school girl outfit!
Alias......to be continued. This is why I love cancun, u don't get phone calls from your teenage daughter to pick up her & her friends from the mall! Gotta go :-(
Kelly

 

T/R continued......

Day 3 con't........
We couldn't let the day pass without lots of "happy birthday, fuck you's" for Diana! Props to that party girl who can do like 3 or so 5 hour energy drinks and be an energizer bunny. She definitely knows how to celebrate a bday@ TTR. We headed to Coco Bongos @ 11pm with a bunch of ccc peeps. Have to say, great show, something to experience at least once, but due to being spring break season WAY too crowded for me. We were in the VIP section (I think) and if it weren't for Rob yelling at the poor waiter we probably never would've gotten any drinks all night. Thanks Rob!
Days 4-6.......let's see, trying not to go on forever here.
We had white night, glow night, lingerie night.....all incredibly fun and awesome. Please pack outfits and participate, sooooo much fun if u do. Lots of shots, cold drinks and yummy 2am burgers & Fries at paty O's. We tried a new twist and put the bean stuff, and cheese sauce on top of fries for our own version of chili cheese fries TTR style! Great idea Bryant & Duckman!
Overall, trip was definitely better than our first to TTR, mostly because of this website, thanks Steve! Felt like we knew some folks ahead of time, knew what to pack so we could participate in all the fun. Would possibly reconsider time of year, ttr had lots of springbreakers, so more single younger guys. Don't mean to say I don't mind the singles (Karen, I think u would be fun to party with!) but seemed to be a bit more immature younger single guys, we referred to as the "sausage fest section" ttr security actually had the Mexican police @ Paty O's one night to get them to go back to their room or get kicked out.
But the people we met from CCC were all so awesome and made the trip so much fun, we hope to hang with all of them again at ttr soon!
Enjoy your trips! I will be with you vicariously at the sexy pool w/ drink in hand!
Kelly

 

Thanks for taking the time, nice job.

 

Thank you for the report! Helps those of us that still have a couple months to go pass the time! Jess

 

Thank you for sharing!! It looks like you had a great time! Wish we could have been there with you.

~Jill~

 

Nice report cant wait for our 2nd trip in 11 days!

 

Great report. Sounds like you all had a great time and met great ppl.
Thanks!

 

Was definitely a VERY fun time. My husband and I were just talking at lunch today about planning our next trip to TTR!
Hope you all have a blast, if u don't there must be something wrong with you, lol. Make new memories, meet new people
Kelly

 

I went in march one year and was a total sausage fest. Was 10-1 guys to girls. But it was also first year they had renamed the hotel to "Temptation". Thanks for sharing n glad you had fun

 

Who, me? LOL...if that was directed to me, thanks for making an exception for widdle ol' me! But I hear you Kelly...too many singles is not a good thing at TTR. Even single girls don't care for sausage fests given the amount of booze involved. Hopefully I'll have a dude in tow on a future trip, but either way, I hope to meet you two sometime! Join the Chaos Crew in December perhaps?