WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?" HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: --silence-- HUSBAND: "Shit!"
Long story but our dates have changed.......we were staying the 12th-16th but now we are staying until the 19th! I'm sooo excited I can't wait!!
Getting to stay extra days is always a plus!!! Congrats on your extended stay, but sorry I won't be there in time to meet you both.
That's great! I look forward to meeting you two on the 17th (or at Coco Bongo late nite on the 16th). Wah! I wanna extend MY vacation too!!! :icon_sad: Why do these things never happen to me?! :wink3:
I think we will meet you at Coco Bongo's on the 16th! :aktion033: We were originally going to go to Coco Bongo's on the Thursday night since we weren't going to be there on the Monday but now we can just relax and settle in on the Thursday.
