There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man . . . and then my dog bit me." "So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! ........ But, hey, enough about me, how are you doing?"
Sorry, I am an Ass Man. Can I just stare at the great looking butts instead. LOL The more thongs the better. :xyxthumbs::ass:
Types of Orgasms... The Positive Orgasm - Oh yes...oh yes...OH! YEEEEEEES! The Negative Orgasm - Oh no...oh shit...OH! NO! The Religious Orgasm - Oh god...oh god...OH! GAWWWWWWD! The Fake Orgasm - oh pete...oh pete...oh pete... :icon_sad:
Lol maple leafing Jim to death. Lol how you gonna explain that tan. Dave I want a private show...........cause I miss that.....dropping of the gear.
Just got the latest pdf from Woody and was looking at all of you being all showy with your extended vacations staying for weeks at a time. You can all suck it.
