Virgin trip to hedo II with the Fluffs July 2009(my Divorce party) - WOW! What a trip ; ) Never meet a more down to earth group of people. Travelling with a friend that said he was afraid to be naked with me lol so Temptation here we come. Booked in for March 31st - April 6th Life is only one time!
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it)blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow ?"
Earl walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help him. Earl said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with a high level of professionalism. Earl then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it ?' The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.' When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do. 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed and $3,000 a month in living expenses."
So this guy comes home to find a man in bed with his wife. So he calmly takes the naked stranger out to his garage. He puts the guys penis in his bench vise and welds it shut. He then pulls out this big old rusty machete. The guy has this look of horror on his face and says "your not gonna cut my dick off are you??" The husband calmly replyed " Nope... you are....I'm going to light the garage on fire".
I am officially booked on my first vacation since 1989! (that is not a typo... I know... pathetic...) See you guys Apr 15 (noon ish) - 24!! Now I must wait... 54 days??? crap...
Awesome. I'll be the guy with the hat... BTW - Love Nfld! Been there a few times (St. John's)... The last time I got fogged in for 4 days longer... so of course, I spent those 4 days on George St. Ate at Chess's (FiChi DG - yumm!!) Found the bar where Air Canada crew were passing the time... Let me tell you.. air staff have great stories. Almost as good as doctors in the ER.
Great one bud!!!! Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers’ Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents.” They look at each other and then go in, thinking, This is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?" There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini. In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis—shaken, not stirred—and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please." The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please." They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet. Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime a piece?" "I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender says, “and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer—it's all the same." "Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says. As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them, and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there. Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the bartender, "What's with them?" The bartender says, "They're retired people from Florida. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price."
That's awesome! Where are you from? Unfortunately I won't be indulging in anything from Ches's for the next 6 weeks before vacation! If you're ever passing through town again, look us up! BTW..your going to fall in love with Temptations!
