[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]My wife, fresh from her shower, stood in front of the mirror complaining that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetch a piece of toilet paper and standing in front of the mirror, she began rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years", I replied. She quickly stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat I said, "Worked for your butt didn't it?" I'm still alive, and with a great deal of therapy I may even walk and fish again, although I will probably continue to take my meals through a straw. [/FONT]
Sign us up again We will be making a return trip April 10-15.After last years trip we can't wait to get back!
Will be there at the same time. First time for us. I hope we will be wanting to go back again and again.
OK Folks! I’m putting together April’s 2012 .pdf file for us 2012 TTR April Addicts. If you want to get on it, please E-mail me your: NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE MOSTLY IN APRIL )(NOT GOING TO INCLUDE FOLKS THAT ARE THERE MOSTLY IN MARCH OR MAY THIS TIME) & A PICTURE OF YOU (CLOSE-UP IF POSSIBLE),ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME— Woody My e-mail is vetter79@rochester.rr.com Phone# 315-986-7450 As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for. Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again! Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 10th – 21st 2012 Trip #5 coming up) 139 on and counting folks!
Finally lol, We were waiting for you to sign up . See you at the airport April 10th, Walmart stop on way to TTR?
Once upon a time, a Fighter pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?" The princess said, "No!!!" And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and banged skinny long-legged big-titted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, martinis and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and even left the toilet seat up......... The end. How's that for a cool fairy tale with an important moral to tell your sister's grandsons.
