April Addicts 2012

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  1. jeff & deb

    jeff & deb I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday,




    minding my own business,


    waiting on it to turn green.





    A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims,


    shouting anti-American slogans,


    with a half- burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car


    and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side,


    stopped next to me.





    The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah,


    shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.





    Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding


    thru the intersection


    & ran directly over their car,


    crushing it completely,


    killing everyone in the car.





    For several minutes


    I sat in my car thinking to myself,


    "Man... that could have been me!"





    So today;


    bright and early,


    I went out and got a job


    as a truck driver.
     
  2. kmontoya

    kmontoya I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    one of my favorites!!!!
     
  3. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    That was great!!!!
     
  4. hcube

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    What is Celibacy?

    Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

    While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

    He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

    Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn’t it?”

    And thus began Frank's life of celibacy...
     
  5. KenNJoyce

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    A touching Christmas Story

    A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had disappeared.

    The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?
    ...
    Husband: Darling you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.

    Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.

    Husband: Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop.
     
  6. hcube

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    And now he is celibate.
     
  7. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    OK Folks!
    I’m putting together the start of April’s 2012 .pdf file for us April 2012 TTR Addicts.
    If you want to get on it, please E-mail me your:
    NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE IN MOSTLY APRIL )(NOT GOING TO INCLUDE FOLKS THAT ARE THERE MOSTLY IN MARCH OR MAY THIS TIME) & A PICTURE OF YOU ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME—
    Woody
    My e-mail is vetter79@rochester.rr.com Phone# 315-986-7450
    As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for.
    Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again!
    Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 10th – 21st 2012)
     
  8. glenn/monique

    glenn/monique Titties n Beer Registered Member

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    jokes

    Funny, Funny,Funny, Hay woodie you should start a joke theaed as not everyone visits apr addicts thread.
    Glenn
     
  9. Vince & Wendy

    Vince & Wendy Welcome to Never, Never Land! Registered Member

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    I know, him and the rest of the gang have got a ton of good ones, get a chuckle everytime I read one. lol :mnm:

     
  10. glenn/monique

    glenn/monique Titties n Beer Registered Member

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    Are you two gonna book soon. You guys better be coming back this year. Our dates are the 12th -26th of April.
     
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