Just booked for the 10th through the 17th. We were there the 1st week of April two years ago and had the time of our lives. Made some great friends and we are looking forward to meeting some new ones this April...Bob and Cheryl
One rainy spring night in Belfast, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leapt into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat."Where to?" he stammered."Vale Road," answered the woman."OK," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at?'" "Well lady," replied the driver, "I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, “Does this answer your question ?" Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a..m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed..... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted
Well officially booked my holidays with work and just waiting for the approval from work. So far we are looking at April 12-27th. That gives me two days to recover when I get back and a whole lot of leeway to booked either two weeks of ten days depending on the deal. We are looking forward to booking soon.
ah to be able to go for as long!!! but the 9 days will have to do! hopefully next year will be able to go longer. actually i would love to be able to do two, one week trips a year. that would be better. april and sept. i would love it!! then it would be only using 10 vac. days a year for real vac. come on april!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
