Oh yeah, Canadian I forgot. We call them Chupacabres down here. And we just use shots of tequila and duct tape. It's cheaper.
It's amazing how quickly these threads can veer off from their original intent. Helpful hint #54 Bring a bottle or two of lime juice for the Dos XX's. And don't forget knowing's half the battle!
Ha! That sounds infinitely better than a salon waxing. At least you get tequila! Pain is pain, it's all about how you dull it.
I just had a co-worker tell me I go off on tangents and a text that I'm a smart ass that can't turn it off all in 5 minutes so it may actually be me. Helpful Hint #72 Energy powder for the bottles of water in your room. Might as well be useful when hijacking a thread.
I could never figure out why a woman needs soooooo manyyyyyy pairs of shoes. But then again, there are soooooo manyyyyyy things I can't figure out about women. :huh:
Oh yeah, Canadian I forgot. We call them Chupacabres down here. And we just use shots of tequila and duct tape. It's cheaper. Wow another one of the many uses for Duct Tape! You guys just keep on helping think of new things!!!!! Thanks
You know, Scott, I used to be very low maintenance when it came to shoes. It was when I started taking beach vacations that things spiralled out of control. Let me see if I can enlighten you on why women end up drowning in a sea of shoes. First of all, any self-respecting woman has to co-ordinate her sandals with her bikini. 1 bikini per day x 7 days = at least 5 pairs of sandals/flip flops. If you're a rock star and wear the stacked sandals, it's already time to pull out a second suitcase and swill one of Jesse's energy drinks because those suckas take up a lot of space and make a suitcase damn heavy to lug around. Secondly, evening wear. Now, I suppose we could just bring 7 black dresses and one pair of black heels, but wouldn't you be bored to see us in black every night? Thus 1 dress per night x 1 pairs of spike heels = 7 pairs of evening shoes. Now, if there are theme nights and you intend to change out of your theme wear before going to Paty-O's, even more shoes are required, and themed footwear can be cumbersome indeed. For example, I was going to bring my pirate costume on my October trip to TTR that I cancelled. That required my over-the-knee black suede boots. Schoolgirl night requires high-heeled maryjanes, which are otherwise winter shoes. Got the idea? So add in at least 3 other pairs of shoes on top of the 12 we already need to bring, for an approximate grand total of 15 pairs of shoes for a 7-night vacation. It really is a trial being a woman, ensuring you look FINE all the time. All you guys have to do is lug the shoes around. Count your blessings you're a man, and that Visa doesn't require you to pay the full balance every month.
