Trip report: girls weekend 10/7-10

KenNJoyce · Oct 15, 2011

backs13 said: ↑

im working on it woody, although i realized it may be me that needs the chaperone in april lol
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We'll be glad to be your chaperone and Joyce can always be your dance partner! By the way neat trip report and we can't go back for #9 in less than two weeks!

glenn/monique · Oct 15, 2011

Nice pics and great tr.

Wotshernmeagain · Oct 16, 2011

Sounds like you had a great time hope my trip is as eventful as yours!!!

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This was my second trip, and definitely different from the first time since this was a whirlwind girls' weekend instead instead of a romantic getaway. But here's the view from the second time around...

1. Sex toys and the TSA:daveandmo:
Last time, our Cancuncare friends set up a toy exchange and blessed me with an 8" jelly dong. He became our mascot, and I had to bring him back for some photo ops...but I only brought carry on. Wrapped him up and tucked him into my 7" platform stripper boot inside the bag...

Yep...pulled over coming through O'Hare. TSA agent opens the bag, arches an eyebrow, and comments on the boots, reaches in and finds Mr. Happy.
Me: "Um...I know what this looks like..."
Her: "Yep, just like my bag when I go on vacation!"

TSA guy in Mexico on return flight: steely glare. NOT amused, but didn't hassle me.

TSA in Newark on our connecting flight:
Me: "Look, it's a big sex toy, okay? I put it in the front pocket to make it easy..."
Him: "Next time, I'm coming with you girls!"

Verdict: bring 'em!:clappyinghappy:

2. Single girls, wet pussy shots, and the sexy pool
After our first tequila shots, we heard someone ordering wet pussies and joined right in with that group. A few minutes later, Caroline had apparently promised our first threesome. A few hours later, she'd promised like, I think, 5 threesomes.

Did I mention we're not swingers and not into threesomes? Well, apparently when my best friend does wet pussy shots, we are....

So, staggering around the pool, a new friend decides that what we need is a photo shoot. So we go to the beach and he shoots some very tasteful shots:angel2:, only to return to the pool and find out his wife had come to the pool looking for him...and he was in hot water. Oops.

Over the next few days, we met a lot of great people and had fun, but kept ourselves a bit more in check.

Verdict: When you come as a couple, flirting is safer. People take it more seriously when you seem "single."

3. One tequila! Two tequila! Three tequila...:ernaehrung005:
And with this as our battlecry, we began our nightlife. It was a pretty chill crowd the weekend we were there, not too into theme nights or dancing, but Caroline and I love to dance (and, of course, after that many shots we think we're the freakin' Bolshoi!)

Friday, we danced our heinies off at Paty'O's. We meant to hit the clubs with the staff, but didn't bother. Heard from two other couples who did go that they didn't enjoy The City much, so we were glad we stayed.

Saturday was the pool party, which was very mellow when we were there--people lounging and talking around the pool, much as they would at Paty'O's. Girls came out and modeled bikinis, then they had some dance numbers, then the night actually seemed to wind up fairly early. No one was in the pool.

Sunday was the couples show in Nice Shoes, and after that ended, pretty much everyone cleared out. Caroline and I crept over and scooched the stripper pole away from the wall and started a little dance off. Had fun showing some girls a few tricks we've learned.

Verdict: no skinny dipping, school girl costumes, or extreme craziness this time, and I missed it. However, Caroline, who had never been to TTR before, found it plenty wild enough. The crowd will definitely determine the vibe while you're there, so make as many friends as you can on here before you go!

4. And the rest
Sadly, with no Chinos or Stacey, the pool games were much less raunchy and involved less tequila than they did in June.

The food seemed better now, though. The surf and turf in the seafood place was so good I had it twice. At the buffet, choose the food that LOOKS the worst--I had this fish that was covered in the weirdest color sauce...think pistachios...and it was absolutely fantastic! Stuff that looked good, however, tended to disappoint.
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The Original G Spots · Oct 16, 2011

Hello Ladies, me and my gf r coming 2 TTR Nov 8th- 14th. Me gf is looking forward to having the wet pussy shots. We will make your and our stay really enjoyable. This is our third time coming. I'm bringing penis pops, and other stuff. Get ready 4 FUN.

medtariofax · Oct 16, 2011

info please

can some one tell me what a wet pussy shot is.

Tim&Kendra · Oct 18, 2011

Great Trip report girlie, the only thing wrong with it is it's missing ME!!!! We need to plan a reunion and pack it full of raunchiness:bootyshake:, lol! I thought of you that weekend and wished we were back @ TTR with you. Glad to hear Mr. Happy made it through security. If you send him our way before 10/30 he can come spend Halloween in NYC with us, and I'm only bringing a carry on, so let the fun begin!!! :headbanger:

summerbum · Oct 19, 2011

Tim&Kendra said: ↑

Great Trip report girlie, the only thing wrong with it is it's missing ME!!!! We need to plan a reunion and pack it full of raunchiness:bootyshake:, lol! I thought of you that weekend and wished we were back @ TTR with you. Glad to hear Mr. Happy made it through security. If you send him our way before 10/30 he can come spend Halloween in NYC with us, and I'm only bringing a carry on, so let the fun begin!!! :headbanger:
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I was really missing you and our June crew--it was still fun, but didn't live up to our antics!

Mr. Happy should be packed up and on his way by the end of the week. He's very "excited" about his trip to the big city!

I added a picture of him at the Cancun airport in the album "Mr. Happy's World Tour." I should have the beach shots from Caroline's camera soon.

matchandahalf · Oct 19, 2011

Hey L & C, thanks for the trip report. Words to live by for single women at TTR. And you two at least had each other's backs. I'm braving the resort alone in November lol.

What happened to Sexy Pirate Night on Oct 9th? It didn't get off the ground?

backs13 · Oct 19, 2011

matchandahalf said: ↑

Hey L & C, thanks for the trip report. Words to live by for single women at TTR. And you two at least had each other's backs. I'm braving the resort alone in November lol.

What happened to Sexy Pirate Night on Oct 9th? It didn't get off the ground?
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Next time please call Jims babysitting service before booking your TTR trip, what makes my service special is that most other babysitting agencies allow boys, girls, etc... My service is for woman only and only from the ages of 21 to 75 .. hahaha
I know, the fact that I even typed this out makes me an idiot, but it sounded good in my own head lol

The Woodman · Oct 19, 2011

backs13 said: ↑

Next time please call Jims babysitting service before booking your TTR trip, what makes my service special is that most other babysitting agencies allow boys, girls, etc... My service is for woman only and only from the ages of 21 to 75 .. hahaha
I know, the fact that I even typed this out makes me an idiot, but it sounded good in my own head lol
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Which head Jim???? You've been gawking at matchandahalf's pics, haven't you?

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