You know there are so many TV channels, each starved for new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of "Mad Cow" disease arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter. The interview was as follows: The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease? The farmer stared at the reporter and said "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?" Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?" Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day? Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point? Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year,... wouldn't you get Mad? ...THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED...
Official April "12" Thread?? Just wondering which thread is going to be the offical April Addicts thread?? Missing everyone!! Once decided maybe close the others so no confusion?? Just a suggestion?? I have to tell you leaving for TTR in 14 days but not near as excited as for April!! Our October group is lame if I may say!! Glad to split the trip and go to Desire for a couple days at least will have new scenery. Anyhow, will begin the countdown when we get back and work on booking our April trip!! Everyone have a Happy Halloween!! Tina AKA Nurse
I second that motion The one about April being exciting ,, ps yes the multiple threads are getting hard to follow
a female college student says to her blonde roomate " I slept with a Brazillian man last night" the blonde with a shocked look, says to her roomate, " You whore, how many is a brazillian"
We'll be there Mar 31 to April 4 and then to Desire 'til the 10th. Really looking forward to another visit to sun and fun and meeting new friends... Will have to chat here and count the days... Pat & Stu
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.” RANCHER: ”Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.” GOV’T AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.” RANCHER: “That would be me.”
Is there an actual "role call" Is there an actual role call as to when everyone is going? Chet, Wood, Jim, when are you going?? Joe and Ash don't know if they'll make it, and I haven't heard from Mike and Steph. Ryan and Crystal are thinking from the 18th - 25th. Ed & Susan, are you here?? What are everyone's thoughts? We are ready to book - just not sure which week?
Here's the latest list-- TTR Bookings for 2012 Sue & Dave - 15th – 29th Rick & Vanessa - 15th – 29th Woody & Sue- 10th – 21st B & C - 10th – 16th Bev & Chris – 15th – 27th Eric and Tina - Sharon & Terry - 5th-19th Craig & Ginny - 21st - 28th Terry & Janice – 12th – Phil and Kathy Graves – 12th – 20th
