April Addict Booking 2012

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by The Woodman, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Sounds about right...

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real
    value.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm
    and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes
    care of business.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an
    adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts.
     
  2. Andy-Tina

    Andy-Tina Addict Registered Member

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    Ok guys this question is a little off topic, or off Cancun. I ask this question here as I was at Temptations the last two Aprils and had a blast. How would you guys compare TTR to Hedo II, for those of you who have been to both.

    We went to TTR twice this year and am thinking maybe change things up a little for the April trip.
     
  3. glenn/monique

    glenn/monique Titties n Beer Registered Member

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    We went to Hedo II and III and I still enjoy Temptations more. Jamaica was fine but Temptation's people is what makes the place.
     
  4. Andy-Tina

    Andy-Tina Addict Registered Member

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    Well said, I have yet to meet beter people than those at Temptations!!

    I guess I was hoping to hear the same about Hedo

    Thanks
     
  5. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    A CONVERSATION WITH GOD

    "God, I have a problem"
    "What's the problem, Eve?"
    "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and
    all of these wonderful
    animals, as well as that hilariously funny snake, but I'm just not happy."
    "And why is that Eve?"

    "Lord, I'm lonely ... and I'm sick to death of apples."
    "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
    "Man? What is that Lord?"
    "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain;
    all in all, he'll give you a hard time but
    he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll
    create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical
    needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like
    lighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so
    he will also need your advice to think properly."
    "Sounds great," said Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's
    the catch Lord?"
    "Well ... you can only have him on one condition."
    "And what's that Lord?"
    "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ...so you'll
    have to let him
    believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little
    secret ...you know, woman to woman."
     
  6. kmontoya

    kmontoya I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    still funny!! we were told that joke before we were born!!
     
  7. cheifboy

    cheifboy Guru Registered Member

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    ya my ass I dont think so
     
  8. kmontoya

    kmontoya I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    :bandit:do you doubt my truthfullness?
     
  9. cheifboy

    cheifboy Guru Registered Member

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    not ya but hell ya ya ya
     
  10. kmontoya

    kmontoya I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    :sauer024: try again!!!
     
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