> An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he > turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if > you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger." The little > girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total > stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," > said the atheist. "How about why there is no God?" as he smiled > smugly. ... "Ok," she said. "That could be an interesting topic...but > let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat > the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a > cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you > suppose that is?" ... The atheist, visibly surprised by the little > girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." > To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to > discuss why there is no God when you don't know shit?" And then she > went back to reading her book..
