back at work today. was off for a couple due to this stupid cold. still have it but not as bad. only good thing about it is i dont get the munchies when i have a cold because nothing taste good. i still eat because you have to. by april i will!!!!!!!!!!!!! have the 10 pounds gone!! thats all there is too it. good going monique!!! party doll you too and everyone else. this thread is very helpful.
Damm hormornes have me all screwed up. Up 2 lbs but still down 4 lbs. My knee however is still killing me and I am waiting on xray results. I hardley think that will help as I think I tore a tendon when I fell in mexico. Damm cobblestone but love the platform shoes still.
:aktion060:yes we gals love our shoes!!!! i put my sexys on every night, but then i always went and put on the stablizers!!! dont know how i wore those things all night when i was young but damn i could almost kill myself now. not drinking ok, drink then its a suicide mission!!! get better!! happy for your continued wieght loss!!!
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my husband purchased for me a week of personal training at the local health club. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. Friends seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. MONDAY:Started my day at 6:00 am. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Christo waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god-- with blond hair, dancing eyes, and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Christo gave me a tour and showed me the machines.. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring! Christo was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!! TUESDAY:I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Christo made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. His rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT! It's a whole new life for me. WEDNESDAY:The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot. Christo was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying. My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Christo told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other shit too. THURSDAY:Asshole was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late-- it took me that long to tie my shoes. He took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some skinny bitch to find me. Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine-- which I sank. FRIDAY:I hate that bastard Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anaemic, anorexic, little aerobic instructor. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it. Christo wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director? SATURDAY:Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.. SUNDAY:I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my husband will choose a gift for me that is fun-- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!
love that one!! ive seen it before, but still very good. i like the idea of diamonds on the floor, i would def. go for that. i think there would be alot of divor. if more hubbys bought the wife a gym membership. thats a bad gift like a toaster! jewels and shoes!! good gifts!!!
OMG! that was funny as hell, seemed like a story out of my diary.. ahaha!! for my first 60 minutes Iron pump class, when it was time to leave, I jello-legged it to the front door and couldnt lift my arms to open it .. hahah!! try to drive after that..haha!!
jusst what all will this very personal trainer do?..................... then ill decide if i want one!!
K I am pissing my self laughing at you balancing on the edge of those stabilizer shoes. Lol Kathy you did it with such Pzazzzzzzzzzzzzz.
weigh in tonight..no loss but no gain either.. I'll take it.. hoping for a better week ahead.. although the bus trip to the bar this Saturday is not very good for weight loss ;( I hate to say it but I am looking forward to the lake closing .. then i am on the wagon for a while .. lol
