Looked like a great time, from the pics they may need a canoe now, still a lot of roads washed out. Major clean up on the way
A Teacher ask's the class to name things than end with 'tor' that eat things. The first little boy says ''alligator'' ''Very good, thats a big word'' The second boy says ''predator'' ''Yes thats another big word, well done'' Little Johnny says ''Vibrator Miss'' After nearly falling off her chair, she says, ''that is a big word, but it does'nt eat anything'' Johnny says '' well my sister has one, and she says it eats f****n batteries like there's no tomorrow. :icon_smile:
Same here Bryan, would have been good to go, to far for us though, :icon_sad:, hope you guys can make april.
Advice to an old guy... an absolute heart-breaker. An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing... He asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist". The proctologist fainted
Fifteen minutes into flight, the pilot announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the pilot announced: "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry, we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the pilot announced: "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry, we still have one engine left." The blonde in seat 17A turned to the man next to her and said, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
