April Addicts 2012

were newb's and looking to go with a group of peeps if you guys dont mind. when in april?

 

Were looking to go with a group in april . This will be our first visit to TTR.

 

We're there from the 10th - 21st 2012 - 10 booked so far!
Had over 200 of us repeaters show up last April (Most of us knew one another from previous trips), as you probably will in the future!!
Welcome to the board!! :flash:

 

We'll be there as always, however, we need to get past this Oct 5th trip 1st!! Hopefully the focus will be on golf this time, and save April for all the drunken debauchery!?!?! Wood, Chet, Backs - you ARE bringing others this time, correct!?!?!

 

Hey guy,
Of course we're all gonna be there!! Other's will follow!!! LOL

 

OH!, you picked a great time to go. um.. I think most of the April addicts will be there between April 10th and 24th. come join us!! :wave:

 

Welcome, we are planning on going the same time around the 10th, keep up with the board and you'll get to know a few people before you go and that just makes the trip so much more fun... Right guys !!! Can't wait to see everyone again.
Cheers :lotsofmichaelfs:

 

DISNEYLAND​

Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.

FLORIDA OR MOON​

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'


CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

SPEEDING TICKET​

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

RIVER WALK​

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'​

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE​

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.​

'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'

KNITTING​

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'

'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

BLONDE ON THE SUN​

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'

IN A VACUUM​

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'​

FINALLY, ​

THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!​

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'

 

I don't know what to say to that

 

U finally getting rain down there Bryan?