This was the best Vacay TR!! HOTMESSEXPRESS..CHOOCHOO!!

Soooooooo let me start by yelling. “I EFFING LOVE THE HOTMESS EXPRESS”!!!!! And my 2nd point is: If my B offended you at all last week, I’m so sorry. He’s just a tad bit boisterous. But he means no harm.

Trail 1: May 15, 20011 we decided to book what we would later find out is the best vacay ever. The prices were just right and I could wait to get on FB to tell Zac, Kristen, Krista, Sadie, and Willie. The mouse was abruptly snatched away from me while I was given STRICT instruction that I in no way shape or form can tell our friends about our arrival. My reply was “what the deuce???? How the heck do you expect me to hold on to that type of info for over 2 months?” Well, you all have met B so you know that it was in my best interest to shut the hell up. LOL So I had to sit idly by and read post on CC and watch our friends gloat about their plans on FB…IT WAS TORTURE. I finally broke and told BBGPARTY (shhhhh, B still doesn’t know) When the time came, we booked our Booze Cruise and went under the alias “D&H Texas” (a name made up by Steve). We did our Express Check in 10 days before and I was in constant email contact with the Hotel Management to ensure we got room 5114 (the same room from last year). All was in place and we were ready to roll.
Trail: We arrive at our gate in Va. and they tell us that even though we have confirmed tix, we don’t have confirmed seats. The flight has been oversold and they can get us on the flight the next day. (Along with 8 other passengers). They were greeted with an abrupt “hell no!! That isn’t acceptable. We have a cruise that leaves at 0915 and we need to be on it”. The flight checked in full and we had to watch our flight to CUN fly out of the gate without us. That was horrific. We were directed to Customer Service and instructed to rebook for the next day. Well, if you know Sherrell, You know that I am a black woman in the military with a handicapped daughter. I have been told “No” more times than you can imagine and I have never accepted it!! I left B fuming in the Customer Service line and went back to the gate to have a lil chat with Miss Sarah Richardson of United Airlines…Within 15 minutes I was running back to B and pulled him out of line with our new first class tickets out of DC and our cab voucher to get us there. The ride was great. Well, lo and behold. We arrive and my bag wasn’t there and the customer service was closed so they couldn’t tell me where my bag was. Talk about the icing on the cake. Check in was a breeze but I had “Watch out. Woman with attitiude” written ALL over my face. I originally didn’t want to go to the Patty O lounge, but B said “Babe, we came all this way. This is what we’ve been waiting for. Let’s go find our friends” Boy I am sooo glad that I have him!! The reaction we got from everyone was WELL WORTH the hassle I went through. When B found out that he missed Kristen’s fine behind win the lingerie night I could see the anger coming back. But thankfully Kristen gave him a personal show and he was happy as a kid in a candy store. It felt sooo good to see my Girl TATA!! I had to thank Matt and I am sooo sorry if I miss ppl that we met that night, but as you can see, it was been a LONGGG day. We met the awesome TRACO and were greeted with “we don’t know you, but we are so happy that you are here” LOL It was awesome talking to them and trying to ease Tiff’s mind. I can see she was warming up already. I was sad that Sadie and Willie were already down for the count. B couldn’t stop asking about his brother from another mother and wouldn’t sleep until he found his bestie. He woke Chris from his blissful slumber and the dynamic duo began. After 4 shots of tequila and 2 Long Islands, I was ready to put this day behind me.

Trail 2: I awake at 0610 and of course there is no B. I figured he would still be with his mistress (Chris) and what do I find at the sexy pool? Both of them drinking and watching the sun come up together…Aren’t they sweet. They informed me that they took a night excursion to Walmart to purchase my necessities since I didn’t have a bag….AWW even in his drunken stupor he still thinks of me…LOL that also means that he hasn’t slept in almost 26 hours. I also apologize for anything he may do during the course of the cruise, but assure everyone that he will be asleep in apprx 2 hours. The cruise was BANANAS!!. The food was great and as soon as we landed B was down for the count. I watched the games and laughed my butt off. We stopped at Isla Mujeres, but we did that last year so we opted to stay on the boat. The ride back was insane. (as always) You ppl really know how to party. I love the dancing and the crew did an excellent job in getting everyone involved. Even SexySadie and Willie got a taste…Hope you all enjoyed the Anniversary!! Now, for the life of me, I have absolutely no clue on what happened when we got back….I mean not even a smidgen!!! Sorry

Trail 3: I felt this was my time to make my vacay as memorable as possible. B bought a big Temptations mug and I continuously ask for more Vodka and Bacardi. I got everything I asked for!! A lot of things happened that I am fuzzy on, so I will just go through what I have been told. First, I went to the Quiet Pool and sat in the Jacuzzi. Still unclear on why. While “running” (in my mind) back to the Sexy Pool, I was easily distracted by a “pretty Bird” that lead me to have a chat with the patrons in the buffet through the glass. Second, Chino’s observed while I tried my hardest to accomplish the biggest feat of the day. Getting low enough to get in the Sexy Pool. He asked that I come up the stage and “DJ”. I am telling you, I thought I was Dj Clue. I just knew I was mixing and scratching and it felt awesome!!! In reality I was just up there throwing my arms wildly in the air while ppl cheered. I was then escorted (slid) into the Jacuzzi by Sadie and TatA where I helped to body shots off TRACO for his bday. I then participated in some sort of stage dance with a group of women to the melody “SHAKE DAT ASS B!*$H” Oddly enough, this is all I remember. So I guess I accomplished my goal

Trail 4: I was determined to get all of the perks out of this vacay so B and I had some alone time going out on the Paddle boat. It was a great scene and we loved being away from the noise for a while. Until we fell in and had to be rescued from the staff…just a lil embarrassing. We got back to catch TRACO getting whooped in darts. Super Funny!!! We all ate at Italian and it was the BOMB!!! I love their food. We took some memorable pics then went to Teasing Time. Thanks to Chris’s persuasion of the staff, we were able to enter the couples contest and boy it was fun. We didn’t think we could top TRACO’s performance of the simulated Chinese couple but we gave it all we got and won. After the show, we did as we always do and took over Nice shoes. This was by far the best night of the trip. My stomach was still trying to settle from the liquor so I mainly watched as Chris led the best dance performance since CATS on Broadway..Soooo much fun.

Trail 5: By this day, I’m getting antsy because my camera is dead and I really wanted a burrito…I didn’t do much of anything. I took a bus to wal-mart to get some snacks so I could sit in my room and enjoy one day of nothing. I visited the sexy pool to watch the beer drinking show. This lady was a on it!!!! She totally dominated the beer drinking contest and I was in awe. I watched the fellas play volleyball and retired back to my room with my snacks. And there is where I remained until about midnight. I then took that dreaded walk to patty O’s so I could wish my friends ado. It was bitter sweet giving away hugs to my friends, but I know that I will see them again. We woke up the next morning. Met TRACO at the buffet to get our last meal and made our way to the airport. The ride back was wayyyyyy better than the ride there…lol

I will forever cherish the memories of the HOTMESS EXPRESS. Chris, Krista, Sadie, Willie, and Sadie: we love you guys and you know that we will be up there to eat you out of house and home as well as getting WASTED over Tj’S again. Kristen and Zac: you all are the cutest couple and soooo lucky to have each other. Jeff, your wife is HOT!! LOL You two are the best…and last, but not least Chris and Tiffany: Me and B are sooooooooooo happy that we met you two. You two really made it a memorable vacay for us. You will forever have a friend in me and B. We couldn’t stop talking about how happy we were to meet you both.

Love, Rell!!

 

Great TR. Sherrell we had a great time getting to know you and B after missing out of both you last year! Tell the big guy that we both said hi! Hope to meet up soon.

 

Great trip review!!! Can't wait to do it again!!

 

Great TR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Miss you guys soooo much!!!!!!!! Cant wait till you guys come back up here to see us!!!!!!!

 

Nice trip report, it sounds like B really knows how to party. That's quite a 1st night and morning for him, wow!

 

Great Trip Report. This group is definitely a blast! No Doubt.

 

It keeps getting better each time that we go!!

 

And we keep growing in numbers!!! lol

 

Next year will be great... Too early to start a pic count down??? If not here is a favorite of mine. B's first am in Cancun...

 

That is def one of my favorites!!!!!! haha.....If only we could have gotten Chris to do the same!!! haha