This was one of the best rips that we had ever taken. We really want to thank Steve for this forum. We were able to meet up with people that we spent a lot of brief amounts of time last year, as well as meet many more great people due to this site. I know I will forget a bunch of people BGB, LEFD, tata, sadie, traco, BnC, centex, TNcouple, cancunwelder, sunnycouple, 1funcouple , soonercouple, BJSSJS, Nat & Fab, rushing, Daphneinok and i know I am missing others! Here is the TR. I will try and finish in one setting as I can’t seem to get by day 2 if I break it down. Day 1 Tuesday Pre flight breakfast at Philly Diner was a great choice. 7:45 flight was uneventful and we arrive 15 minutes early. Thru immigration in 10 minutes and thru customs in 10 minutes despite my first red :doh: in about 9 trips!! Straight thru past the “time share/shuttle pirates” and to USA Transfers rep. This was our first time using USA and definitely NOT our last. They were great- prompt and polite. Arrived at TTR by 11:30 and was greeted by Matt of BGBparty. We did The Express Check in on line and all of our paper work was ready. They asked which side we would prefer- the party side by Patty O or the quiet side (again I don’t understand the negative reviews who complain that the noise is too much to deal with when you have a choice!!!). We told them whichever room was ready. 2210 above Patty O was so we quickly unpacked and changed for the sexy pool! We stopped at the buffet for a quick lunch before heading to the pool. We met up with matt and Michelle (BGB), BnC, centex, TNcouple, cancunwelder, sunnycouple, 1funcouple and LEFD and others and the drinks were flowing and rounds of shots ( Tequila slammer, wet p@ssy, Rainbow, Mexican Flag, etc). Things really heated up fast in the nook next to the bar and a good time was had by all!:lotsofmichaelfs: We had reservations for the Asian restaurant so we went the room with Zac of LEFD close behind – still unsure why haha! Redirected him to his room and changed for dinner. Went to dinner still very buzzed and had a great meal. Zac never made it to dinner as he was passed out on the floor in his room. Off to Nice Shoes for karaoke. This year there were about 6 really good performances. Since the selection of songs were limited, Alisa went with her standby of Me and Bobby Magee. She nailed it ended up winning! Had a great day and decided to call it a night. While Patty O was still hopping and we could hear the noise in our room, it wasn’t anything that the TV couldn’t drown out. Day 2 Wednesday Up at 7am and took a walk up and down the beach. Getting up this early really makes you appreciate all of the work the staff does to keep TTR up and running and as clean and pleasant for all of us. The beach guys were getting rid of the sea weed as they do every morning. For all that is said about the beach at TTR it is definitely one of the nicest in that stretch. We came back to the pool and got out towels and a spot near the pool with an umbrella (would prove to be a great choice later). We headed to breakfast at buffet. Plenty of choices and never had a bad experience here. Back to the pool where it began to rain. It continued to rain though out the day as the far reach of a tropical depression off of Cuba passed by. While it rained it didn’t damper the party. Still played some decent volleyball games and plenty of people in the pool. Next up was the Miss Temptation contest which we missed last year. I talked Alisa into doing it which she referred to the rest of the week as my “pimping her out” haha. While the rain hampered the pole competition she was still able to work it a bit and with a little help from Miss Jacqui she came in first! :aktion033: Room upgrade, massage, club passes etc and Alisa thanked my pimp ways. We quickly changed rooms and moved into a Temptation suite on the quiet side. This room was a far as we could be from the sexy pool but not really far at all. We headed back to the pool and met up with the rest of the cc.com gang. Continued to enjoy the pool Dinner at the Italian that night with LEFD, BGB, and Jacqui D before meeting at Patty O. We headed out to Mandala (the old Corona Bar) courtesy of Alisa winning. We really liked the club. Open air with AC. Bottle service all night with great service. Pineapple shots were so good! Day 3 Thursday Not up quite as early and I hit breakfast alone and got towels and a place. Alisa up by 9 and round 2 breakfast for me Most of the days were the same with volley ball at 11 and 3. Today was also tequila vb. We won which was great because the punishment did not look fun. By noonish tata and sexy sadie arrive and the shit show starts again. Traco arrives a little later and so do more shots. Finally met the “Mayor” Brad who introduces me to my new favorite shot- papayas! More shots for everyone! Belly flop-contest today and I entered finishing second to Kelly. I didn’t feel too bad losing as a dude from the UK and both of us were the only ones really getting hard contact. Dinner tonight was Mediterranean and I go solo with the group as Alisa wanted to rest up for the evening lingerie show. Dinner again was great. The night was amazing! So many people participated and some really hot and many funny outfits. We had a few of the cc.com group in the top 10 and of course another winner from the Hot Mess Express- Kristen who looked hot as hell! We continued at Patty O for a bit with the girls having fun with each other plus some dancing. Sherrel and B arrive which was a surprise to most. Fairly low key as the Boob cruise is in the am. Day 4 Friday Up early for breakfast and off to board the buses. B and Chris (of tata) arrive in rare form. Up all night partying, including a 4 am cab ride to Walmart and they are ready to go. The cruise was a of of fun despite the heavy swells that led to a chum line off of the back of the boat at times. I always get sea sick and had little problems. The crew was hilarious and everyone seemed to have a great time. Lots of whip cream- it is decided that although it tastes better, chocolate is not the way to go lol. The only issue that we had was that the day was long and we really couldn't keep it going so after dinner we called it a night. Missed White night which most of the 65 who went on the cruise did. The exceptions were few including B and C who I think are robots because they were out every night going strong!! BTW I think a cc.com dance off between Cliff and Chris (traco) is in order lol. Day 5 Saturday Up early for breakfast and to relax on the beach. After some volley ball we go for our Hot Stone massage which was incredible. afterwards we go to Margaritas for lunch which again was great. Return to the pool and same deal as most days with one big exception- traco dons the elvis classes and goes nuts celebrating his 40th. Another great day of many many shots, body shots, a topless dance party pool side orchestrated by Chinos himself lol. Most pics cannot be posted here lol. Dinner was Italian courtesy of Alisa’s Miss Temptation express passes. We meet up at pool for mens dress shirts with heels pool party. The show was ok but a bit long. We turn in again early. Seeing a theme here- getting too old to go hard all day and night with little downtime lol. Day 6 Sunday Our last full day we decide that we would take it easy. Ha ha. No chance,more shots and drinks all day and the Express in in full affect. Great volleyball today. Highlight of the day is TRACO and AJ in daring darts. Traco loses and I hope a pic gets posted here! Dinner tonight at Italian where the rest of the Hot Messes are being asked to leave lol. Get a great pic and in for dinner. We order the lobster dinners (thanks again Miss Temptation lol). Head to Nice Shoes for the show and see entertaining games with Chris and Tiff (Traco) and Sherrel and B participate. Another cc.com winner as Sher and B win it! We ten take over the place as most leave- at first. More and more people come in as Patty O was beat that night. An impromptu performance led by Chris with a few of the ladies. Video to follow- keep an eye out for the youtube link! Alisa and I say our good byes and head off to pack. Day 7 Monday Up early to finish packing and off to the pool and beach for last minute pics. Breakfast for my last juevo ranchero. Meet up at pool with the rest of the Express to say good byes before finally checking out for our 11am transfer. As we are boarding the plane we are handed our new boarding passes= a complimentary 1st class upgrade. This was great as our 3 and half hour flight turned into a 7 and 1/2 hour flight dude to storms in Philly which closed the airport for some time. Overall a great trip with great people. The service was great, food was great although choices are limited, drinks NOT watered down, place is clean. If its too loud near Patty O they will do their best to accommodate you. If its too loud anywhere else you should probably stay somewhere else. We were sad to leave TTR and all of the great people, staff included, that we met there. We can’t wait to return with all of you next year and are hoping to return in January for the Miss Temptation Final! Care to join us...??
Thats a trip report folks! One of the funniest things was when all the hot girls during the "SHIT SHOW" on Tuesday ran off the girls who sat by the pool doing their nails all day long while reading a book. Again this group can't be beat. Jeffnalisa, tata, Lefd, sexysadie and all the new couples from this trip. I know most of this group said they aren't going back next year. They need to rethink that!
What a complete report, nice work! Congrats to Alisa for winning Miss Temptation while you were there, that is so cool. Sounds like an amazing time!
Amazing trip report my friend! The group picture of us in front of Italian sums it up perfectly. We're still working our our report, so look for it soon! :aktion033:
