Hot Mess Express...BOOYAH! Trip report

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  1. chris&tata

    chris&tata Guru Registered Member

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    This was definitely one of the best trips ever. I love the Hot Mess Express and all of our friends!!!!! We had an absolute blast so now I will try to recover what I remember from the trip....lol


    Day 1, also known as Krista (me) gets drunk day.
    First of all Chris and I got upgraded to first class which we took full advantage of by drinking everything they had to offer. We arrive at Temptation around 1230, check in, hit Margaritas for some lunch, than are at the sexy pool by 130. There I got to meet up with all my old and new friends and have an absolute blast. I remember the first few shots we all took together but after that is a bit of a blur. I will just say that whatever happens in the sexy pool stays in the sexy pool. Apparently I played beer pong for a while too, who knows. Chris had to get my drunk ass out of the pool and carry me back to the room where I would fall in the shower and than pass out in bed. Kristin knocks on my door around 6 to get us to dinner. I fly out of bed and head over to the Asian which no one could believe that I was actually there after the day I had ;) . After dinner I pass out again for a little bit then get up and head to lingerie night. I don't remember much of that, but thanks to Zac for taking care of my ass!!!! Bed for me around 11 I think.


    Day 2, also known as Chris gets drunk day.
    B and Sherrell decided to surprise us by showing up the night before. B woke up Chris and the 2 of them decided to party all night long. So I am woken up at 7 with Chris coming in to get the beer from our fridge. I remind him that we have the booze cruise in 2 hours. Wonderful. So we eat breakfast and head to the lobby to find out that all 65 were there ready to go!!!! We get on the bus and I apologize to the entire bus in advance for anything that my drunk husband may do or say throughout the day being as he has now been drinking for 24 hours. Haha....So we get to the boat and immediately start the party. The cruise was great, the games were fun, and whip cream was delicious. Chris did pretty good until the end when he decided to turn into a bad load, thank god the cruise was over and we were able to get him back to the room and to bed...lol.....So after 36 hours of drinking Chris finally sleeps. I make it to dinner but while sitting there start rocking so I decide it is time for bed!!!!


    Day 3, also known as Sherrell and Elvis (Chris) gets drunk day.
    Today Chris and I decided we are taking a break from drinking. I hang out by the sexy pool while he pretty much naps all day. Thank god I did cause it was a great time. It's Elvis's birthday and he is living it up!!! Love love love it!!!! Sherrell decides that since she didn't get drunk on the booze cruise that she is going to drink straight vodka until she cant see straight!! She apparently thought the pool was 10 feet deep cause she keeps trying to swim but is drowning. So Sadie and I drag her over to hot tub where she said she couldn't sit down cause the seat kept moving. We all partied in the hot tub for a while and there were a lot of good stuff happening. Shots shots and more shots, body shots body shots and more body shots. THINGS WERE HAPPENING. This is the day Alisa names us The Hot Mess Express. Love love love it again!!! Sadie and I head back to the room to just chill for a bit. I wake up Chris we get ready for the night and just walk around to visit everyone. Dinner was at Asian and it was awesome. After dinner was the pool party. I could have done without the show they put on by the pool but other than that it was fun. A bunch of us changed into our suits and went and sat in the hot tub, and put on some glow stuff which looked cool while we were in the pool. It was a chill night but fun. We changed and headed to PatyO's for bit until it started to pour so we headed in and went to bed around 130.


    Day 4, also known as Kristin and Krista get drunk day.
    We decide that since we took it easy the day before that we could party today. Chris actually stayed with me in the pool all day which he never does so I really enjoyed it. Kristin and I for some reason just kept the drinks going and ended up having our own party in the nook that we FINALLY got back after people decided to try to take it over the day before. It was pretty low key but we had an absolute blast. We had different people with us all the time because of volleyball, so sometimes we had Jeff and Zac sometimes we didnt, sometimes we had Alisa sometimes we didnt, sometimes we had Chris and Tiffany, sometimes we didnt, sometimes we had Nat and Fab sometimes we didnt, you get the point. Either way Kristin and I stayed put and kept the drinks flowing. We decided to lengthen our day that we will take quick showers and not wash our hair so we can make it to dinner by 6. We did just that. Dinner was at Italian and it was awesome. Chris decided to sleep through dinner so he could hang out at night. Kristin and I made it to dinner and had a great time with Zac, Sadie, Willie, Chris, Tiffany, B, and Sherrell. After dinner we ran into Jeff and Alisa where we got to take some great pictures of the Hot Mess Express. Than all of us decided to go to my room chanting Hot Mess Express and yelling to wake up Chris. That was a great moment. Chris gets up I get him dressed and we head to Nice Shoes for the show. B and Sherrell took the prize with their awesome drunk acting, but Chris and Tiffany were a close second with their Chinese act. They were all great!!!!!! This was the absolute best night!!!! The Hot Mess Express decided to take over Nice Shoes and dance dance dance dance!!!! Elvis was our leader and we (me, Kristin, Tiffany, and Alisa) were his back up dancers. There will be a youtube video coming that we will share the link with you all. It was frickin fantastic!!!!!!! I walked into Nice Shoes drunk and walked out sober from sweating out all the alcohol. We headed to PatyOs for a few drinks than headed to bed. GREAT GREAT GREAT night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Day 5, also known as Willie gets drunk day.
    This was our last day but we still decided to not drink during the day so we could hang out at night which was a great choice being as we had a blast. During the day everyone kinda did their own thing but had a nice time. In the afternoon Zac and Willie decided to start drinking while everyone else was either napping, or relaxing. Sadie, Willie, Chris and I head to dinner around 7 where we look over at Willie and he has perma-grin and his already small eyes are barely open. Than the words “Im wasted” come out of his mouth. It gave us a good laugh cause from then on he just kept saying funny things and ordered 3 entrees. After dinner we went straight to PatyOs where the DJ was awesome. We danced and talked and had a real nice time. Elvis and Tiffany tore up the dance floor, great great people. We all headed to bed a little after 1 to get some sleep before having to be picked up at 9am to go to the airport.


    Day 6, also known as the day we go home :(.
    We had breakfast and headed home for some much needed rest. We got home around 615 and were extremely happy to see our 2 kids.


    A big huge shout out to the Hot Mess Express!!!!!!!!! Chris, Tiffany, Jeff, Alisa, Sadie, Willie, Kristin, Zac, Melissa and her husband sorry I cant remember your name :( , Sherrell, B, Jackie, Chris, Nat, Fab, Daphnei and her husband (cant remember name) and Ryan and Stacy, Matt and Michelle and anyone else that I am missing!!!!!!!! We had 3 Chris's so at least that was easy name to remember. This trip was definitely one to remember and you guys were all an absolute blast to hang out with. I can't wait for the Hot Mess Express reunion so we can party all over again!!!!!! :lotsofmichaelfs:
     
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  2. chris&tata

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    THE HOT MESS EXPRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Thanks for the TR...sounds like it was a blast....
     
  4. BBGParty

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    It was definitely another good run. Can't wait to do it again.
     
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    You forgot Thursday was also Sadie gets drunk playing beer pong day! Don't know what I was thinking!! So disappointed I missed both dinner at the asian and lingerie night!! We had an awesome time and can't wait to do it again !!
     
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    Great TR! I will have to get ours started! What a great week! Can't wait to do it again.
     
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    Great Trip Report, Sounds like a Blast...
     
  8. RobnStew

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    Ah, my first encounter with the Express was about 5:45 AM when Brendan and Sherril and Chris were sitting poolside, drunk as skunks, having lost control of the volume of their voices ... knew it was going to be the start of a good day!

    Great to meet you guys!
     
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    Hot Mess Expess... I love it!

    Great TR - I can't wait to experience this first hand... 74 days!!!
     
  10. Ready2party

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    Great TR! Makes us wish we would have been there with you! Come on October!!!
     
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