Good morning everyone, just thought i would come by and say hi. Looking forward to seeing everyone in April, Jim dont forget your prayers lol lol. Woody lovin the jokes keep em coming xxx
aww.. THANKS! i'm working on april... trust me, my heart is there, just have to get my body there too! can't wait to hear what 'ideas' jeff has planned!!
A Wish to Live Forever I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
I have the prayer machine in motion, im hoping that like in the Joke Henry just posted, the new york state court system drags on forever lol
Up on top-- :bowdown: Drunk is... Fumbling in the dark with a condom wrapper, only to discover you've been trying to open a packet of McDonald's ketchup for the last 15 minutes. :brick:
The first surgeon, says: "I like to operate on accountants because > when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." > > > The second surgeon, responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians. > Everything inside of them is color coded." > > > The third surgeon, says: "No, I really think librarians are the > best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order." > > > The fourth chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.... those > guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." > > > But, the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all > wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no > heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the ass > are interchangeable."
