April Addicts 2012

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by SharonTerry, Apr 27, 2011.

  1. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Two prostitutes were riding around town with a
    sign on top of their car which said:


    Two Prostitutes - $50.00.

    A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and
    told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

    Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
    'JESUS SAVES.'

    One of the girls asked the officer,
    'How come you don't stop them?!'

    'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled,
    'Their sign pertains to religion.'

    The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.

    He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:


    Two Fallen Angels
    Seeking Peter --$50
     
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  2. glenn/monique

    glenn/monique Titties n Beer Registered Member

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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Woody go ahead make me laugh. Hahahaha Hopefully you'll keep some of those jokes for next April.
     
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  3. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Remember... a blow job from a puppet is just a hand job from the ventriloquist ;)
     
  4. cheifboy

    cheifboy Guru Registered Member

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    dam woodman I cant stop laughing thats to dam funny:lotsofmichaelfs:
     
  5. kmontoya

    kmontoya I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    :sauer005:keep that in mind freckles!! see ya later!
     
  6. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    cutiepie Regular Registered Member

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    hey all! just popping in to say hi!
    had to stay away for a while cuz dreaming of cancun was distracting me from getting things done! :)

    started my photography business... all you facebook nuts can 'like' me if you like =P (ok, i admit, i need the 'likes') www.facebook.com/karynkphotography

    still saving away and hoping to see you all in april!!! (crossing fingers) xoxo
     
  8. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Hey Sweety, sure hope you can make it back w/ us in April too!!! PS: Did like U on FB too!! :clappyinghappy:
     
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    cutiepie Regular Registered Member

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    thanks, woody! you're the bestest! xoxo
     
  10. Donald

    Donald Devil's advocate Registered Member

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    See you in April
     
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