April Addicts 2012

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.


There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.



It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'


He says, 'OK, Get in the car with it.'


The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'


He says, 'Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there.'


'But what about the smell?' said the wife.


'Just hold its little nose.'


The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene ...

 

Jim was not kidding.. Thanks to Jim and all the blockers -we were able to do some great shots!!

 

Yes- it was another classic moment...

 

1. The sport of choice for
the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for
maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for
front-line workers is FOOTBALL.



4. The sport of choice for
supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for
middle management is TENNIS.
And....
6. The sport of choice for
corporate executives and officers is
GOLF.


THE AMAZING
CONCLUSION:
The higher you go in the
corporate structure, the smaller your balls
become.
There must be a ton of
people in Washington playing marbles!

 

Want a laugh?!

A Little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom,

may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'


Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'


'What's that mean?' asked the child.


'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'


The little girl goes to the garage and says,
'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?
I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'


Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline,
and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the
scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the
leash and only go one time round the block.'

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'


(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!)

The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so
another dog is pushing her home.'

 

LMAO That is cute.

 

Looks like we'll be there for the last week in April and the 1st week in May xxx

 

Woody that one is toooo cool!!

 

Already doing some checking.. April 11 2012 $3630.00 for two taxes included. Hope the price may come down, but right now that doesn't look to bad to me.. Or maybe I just can't wait to get back..

 

For how long Deb?
I checked Expedia this am and for 10 days for 2 was a little over $2550 US.