Hey Tony and Kimmiey- You guys leave the day we get there. BUMMER! I'm sure you're kind of happy about that but you would love Cheryl. She's a sweetheart. In other news: We just found out yesterday The Terminator's Love Child lives only 2.1 miles from our house. That poor kid is going to have to move. Kids are brutal when it comes to things like your daddy fathering a child with a live in maid and hiding it from his wife and kids for only 13 years. Sue from NY was arrested yesterday for beating up the midget, Mickey, who starred in many Seinfeld episodes. I guess she tried steal his clothes for her beagle. He called her “giant” and well she won’t be posting on here for a while.
Well once again I look like an idiot. She posted while I was composing the above post. Oh well. Cheap bail.