April Addicts 2012

That's the zip line in the resort package Glen looked at for Summerland Resort rangehat: here in the Okanagan.

 

Lol Vince well I guess it's you and him doing it. I'll just watch.

 

You're allowed to wear clothes silly. It's the HIGHEST :blueshock: Zip Lines North America though, it opens June 1st.

 

I'm w/ ya Monique, Hmmmmm? Wonder if it can be done w/ 2 in the same harnass??? Just thinking out loud again!! :soccer:

 

Now there's a thought. OOPS was that my outside voice. :doh: lol

 

No not into putting ropes between my legs, trying ropes around my ankles (too kinky)and bouncing upside down, or slide naked through the trees.Ouch Hahahaha Foot rubs, I'm there.

 

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Vincent. Too loud.

 

Cancel your credit card before you die.

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Can you believe this?
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die!

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening - customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank:'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'


Family Member: 'Maybe you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Citibank:'Excuse me?'

Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'

Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'


Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank:'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was give n )


After they get the fax :

Citibank:'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank:'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.'

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank: 'That might help....'

Family Member: ' OdessaMemorialCemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???'



(Priceless!!)
And you wondered why Citi Bank needed help from the Feds?






















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This was just posted on Face Book by TTR~~~~

To our valued guests,



On behalf of the Management of Temptation Resorts we welcome you and hope you are enjoying your stay here with us. We are always listening to your valued suggestions and comments both here at the resort and on all of the social networks.

Recently we have seen some concerns posted regarding our security personnel at the Sexy pool and we would like to give you an explanation to avoid any further misunderstandings.

We offer you a fun and sexy resort to enjoy yourselves, to be Tempted, but we do have rules both of the Company and of the Laws of Mexico.

Our rules are clear, no nudity and no sexual activities in public.

Our staff is instructed to ensure that this policy is followed by everyone. What may not be offensive to some, is to others and in order to maintain a fun, safe and exciting atmosphere we must assure that all of our guests are comfortable and that the actions of a few do not interfere with the great times we want you to enjoy.

Temptation has always been and will always be an open minded and exciting resort, however we must act responsibly and respect all of our guests by being consistent with our policy.

Our Management doors are always open for you to come and sit down with us to discuss any aspect of your experience while you are in your home here at Temptation.

We might just need to find aother resort that's not Gestapo oriented!!

 

I wonder if Cabo is going the same way?

What do they mean by ''ACTIONS''