Best "1 liners" overheard at Temptations.

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  1. jmg944t

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    What screws like a tiger and winks?



    :wink3:
     
  2. Tim&Jo

    Tim&Jo Regular Registered Member

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    Dont know, Whast does screw like a tiger ans winks??
     
  3. diamondheaded

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    dan

    i thought you promised not to rat me out like this

    lol

    rob
     
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    tmac and i i were sitting at patty o's one night and i asked this attractive woman for a "light" and she basically told me

    ............to paraphrase the entire sequence

    basically what it boiled down to was that the only way that she was going to light my fire was if i took her back to take her back to her room.........and then afterward she said she would see what she could do about lighting my cigarette"

    i normally dont blush and i always have a come back

    not on that one - caught me total off guard

    just glad t was not around or she would have killed me

    the best

    rob
     
  5. Canadian Dos Equis fan

    Canadian Dos Equis fan Cancuncare's Most Interesting Man Registered Member

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    So, did she have a lighter or not?
     
  6. halifaxdan

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    Sorry dude. uh...I owe you one? lol
     
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    Girl asks a guy if he wants to dance
    he says no
    she says "well then I guess f#*&ing is outta the question"

    you should of seen his face. :doh:

    LOL
     
  8. lolnrich

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    Blonde lady to me at the wash basins in reception toilets. Hey you are too cute and i love that English accent. You will do!!
    My reply
    Not sure my fiancée would like that.
    Her reply
    Hey its Temptation bring her along too!!
    pmsl
     
  9. chris&tata

    chris&tata Guru Registered Member

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    this isnt a pick up line but too good a story not to tell....Our first ime at TTR we met this awesome couple that had been there a few times before and we had some great laughs with them. One night at Patty'Os my husband went over to them to ask if they were having a good night her reply "Well I got two fingers in my pussy and one in my ass, so yeah its going real good" as they both laughed (my husband thinking it was a joke) he looked down to see her husbands hand up her skirt...hahaha...gotta love it!!!!!
     
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    Shocker

    Now that'a a shocker!:bootyshake::bootyshake::bootyshake::bootyshake:
     
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