When we were at Temptations a couple of weeks ago, we overheard some things that you don't usually hear. As the drinks started flowing, people were getting louder. There were numerous times we would look at each other and say "did he/she just say that?" We are not just talking about Chinos either.:icon_smile: I will start with a couple of my favorites: "Do I have to pull back my foreskin to be completely naked?" "I had to tell the guy 'your hand is on my dick'."
My icebreaker is, *look deep in her eyes, hold her hand* "darling, I can disappoint you in ways that you have never imagined!" A good joke breaks the ice well!
A gay guy to the drunk Iranian-Canadian dude that kept hitting on our wives: "Honey, you are so gay and you don't even know you're gay. Come back up to my room with me and I will prove to you how gay you are."
From a beautiful blond lady at Patty O's. " This may sound weird but would you mind coming up to my room with me, my husband is up there and he's straight" My reply "ummmm O.K.
I over heard this one at the swim up bar last year from one single guy to a single girl, my jaw dropped. Him..." You must have kids " Her ...." Yes " Him ...." I could tell because By the look of how those tits are sagging they were sucking on them for a while"
a girl from the state of washington "i've been looking for an orgy since i got here and i brought a big strap on" a guy from london, england replies "you can strap it on and fuck me in the ass" and he was dead serious...cool dude though
