April Addicts 2011.. Theme Nights April 12th -17th

Great Jokes Woodman!!!

 

Keeping it on Top!!

 

Dates look great and fun themes, we are the newbies, but leave on the 15th, hate to miss the boob cruise.

 

U can always try to change your dates, U know! :huh:
We'll see U all for a couple of days anyway!

 

Who in the hell is Larry?

Well... Larry is the guy who gets home late one night, and Linda; his wife; asks, "Where the hell have you been?"





Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo!!"? she frowned... "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates!" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking of? she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would an Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one; I like to watch my money grow. Two; once in a while I like to play with my money. Three; I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"

Larry is in the Hospital, room 233.

 

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.

The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8. Viagra, like a rock !

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra , Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs


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Keeping it on top!

Originally Posted by Partydollgirl
The dates could look something like.. just throwing this out, its not set in stone..these are the dates that have the most people according to our spread sheet... but thought I would list them in case other on another week want to try and arrange a few nights while they are there..

Tuesday, April 12...costume Night!.. what ever your little heart desires you to be .. (both girls and boys will dress up)...

Wednesday April 13... Schoolgirl night & mens Kilt night! (when the girl are in their outfits the boys also have to be in kilts)..

Thursday, April 14...lingerie night.. (resort function)...

Friday, April 15...White night... (resort function) combine glow night...

Saturday, April 16..booze cruise... .. I am thinking that Steve after seeing our spread sheet will pick the 16th but thats his call

 

Sounds great
Your orgynizing is greatly appreciated.
:daveandmo:

 

Yes ditto for us as well- great job Kim! Booze cruise on a saturday would be very cool!

 

Kim..did you see the may group is having an orgy night....or is that every night??? ; )