April 2011 Roll Call

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by Steve, Nov 30, 2010.

  1. hcube

    hcube Addict Registered Member

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    Dirty old man. Wait a minute I think I can relate to that. What do you think Woody does age have some advantages?

     
  2. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    GOD LOVES
    DRUNK PEOPLE TOO


    A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am
    by a loud pounding on the door.
    The man gets up and goes to the door
    where a drunken stranger,
    standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

    "Not a chance," says the husband,
    "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

    He slams the door and returns to bed.

    "Who was that?" asked his wife.

    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

    "Did you help him?" she asks.
    "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning
    and it is pouring rain out there!"


    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
    "Can't you remember about three months ago
    when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
    I think you should help him,
    and you should be ashamed of yourself!
    God loves drunk people too.

    The man does as he is told, gets dressed,
    and goes out into the pounding rain.


    He calls out into the dark,
    "Hello, are you still there?"

    "Yes," comes back the answer.


    "Do you still need a push?"
    calls out the husband.
    "Yes, please!"
    comes the reply from the dark.


    "Where are you?" asks the husband.


    "Over here on the swing set,"
    replied the drunk.
     
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  3. M-J Canada

    M-J Canada Regular Registered Member

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    What happens when someone says dirty???
     
  4. anna

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    steve any booze cruise to get going for april 21 to the 28 thanks anna ps i have a swim suit for every day of 7
     
  5. Canadian Dos Equis fan

    Canadian Dos Equis fan Cancuncare's Most Interesting Man Registered Member

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    Alright Woody, I haven't made the booking yet but I am going to try to book Apr 15 to 27. I think you can put that in the pdf for me buddy!
     
  6. backs13

    backs13 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Lucky Bastard lol
     
  7. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    I can do that - just let me know when U book so there's no prob, ok?
     
  8. Canadian Dos Equis fan

    Canadian Dos Equis fan Cancuncare's Most Interesting Man Registered Member

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    I am sure you have extra blood, start selling some of it lol
     
  9. Ed & Susan

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    Keith may be onto something Jim -U could sell your blood to liquor companies-everybodys into re-cycling these day!! Could pay for the trip LOL
     
  10. M-J Canada

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    After spending two days inside because of non stop snow I am just so looking forward to heading to TTR...it cannot come fast enough ( i dont say that about very many things ;)
     
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