Let the countdown begin!!!!! Exactly one month until we are basking in the Cancun sunshine, enjoying good times with new friends! WHOOP WHOOP!!! Leanne & George
LOL!!! I swear that I am going to get it down to one suitcase between us this vacation!! I too am starting to get things together ready to pack...in between doing a little EBay shopping for some last minute stuff. Every vacation, I take way too many pairs of shoes that I end up tripping over in the room all the time. This time it is basics only and mix and match as much as I can....honestly...I will be in (at least part of)my bathing suit all day in the sexy pool and clothes some of the other times in the evening:wink3: LOL Leanne & George
Two guys Dave and Mick, worked on a building site and the foreman had a habit of knocking off at 2pm and telling the workforce to stay till 7pm. This particular day Mick said to Dave “Screw that. As soon as he goes I’m off. Lets get out of here” As soon as the foreman had given them warning to stay til 7pm and disappeared the two friends left. Dave, worried that his wife would hassle him for not putting the hours in decided to stay away from home and pop to the local swingers club. As he entered he noticed a large crowd were gathered round the voyeur window. Curious, he went and looked into the room to see his wife being spit roasted by the foreman and another guy. The next day the foreman issued his warning about leaving before 7pm and left. Mick turned to Dave and said, “Are we leaving early again today?” “F*ck off” said Dave “I nearly got caught yesterday!”
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!' The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids
