Kim Im not even sure how to respond to that hahaha, Ill just make sure if santa cums here first that he makes a premature evacuation, So he can belly up to your stocking at a reasonable time lol
REDNECK MALE BIRTH CONTROL After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb," (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beercan, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia.
Here’s the start of April’s 2011 .pdf file for us April 2011 TTR Addicts. If you want to get on it, please e-mail me your: NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE IN MOSTLY APRIL) & A PICTURE OF YOU ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME— vetter79@rochester.rr.com Woody 315-986-7450 As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for. Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again! Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 12th – 21st 2011) __________________
There were probably many, many times this year when I may have..... Disturbed You, Troubled You, Pestered You, Irritated You, Bugged You, or got on your Nerves!! So today, I just wanted to tell you.... Suck it up Cupcake!! Cause there AIN'T NO CHANGES Planned for 2011!! [FONT=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!![/FONT]
> Senior Greeter................... > > > One of my favorite stories, ever! > > > WAL-MART SENIOR GREETER > > > > > > > > > Charley, a new retiree-greeter at > Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. > > > > > Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes > late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, > clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company > and obviously demonstrating his "Older Person Friendly" > policies. > > > > > One day the boss called him into the > office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I > like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but your being > late so often is quite bothersome." > > > > > "Yes, I know boss, and I am working on > it." > > > > > "Well good, you are a team player. > That's what I like to hear. It's odd though your > coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed > Forces. > > > What did they say if you came in late > there?"(scroll down..................) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "They said, "Good morning, Admiral, can I > get you coffee, sir?"
The person who calculated this bit of information is now and has been a professor at The University of West Virginia in Morgantown, West Virginia for the last forty some years. A clunker that travels 12,000 miles a year at 15 mpg uses 800 gallons of gas a year. A vehicle that travels 12,000 miles a year at 25 mpg uses 480 gallons of gas a year. So, the average Cash for Clunkers transaction will reduce gasoline consumption by 320 gallons per year. The government claims 700,000 clunkers have been replaced so that’s 224 million gallons saved per year. That equates to a bit over 5 million barrels of oil. 5 million barrels is about 5 hours worth of US consumption. More importantly, 5 million barrels of oil at $70 per barrel costs about $350 million dollars. So, the government paid $3 billion of our tax dollars to save $350 million. We spent $8.57 for every $1.00 we saved. I’m pretty sure they will do a better job with our health care, though.
